dylan 🫏

putting new rectangles on the internet and making crew neck sweatshirts.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[dax @thdxr]

no no i've definitely been doing a lot of work it's all just too dangerous to release

[billy walsh @reaIityobserver]

It’s that time of year where I open up TurboTax and start clicking buttons till there’s a number I can live with.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

idk how to explain this but openclaw is for the same people who use notion

[sam @samdape]

a company dies once the funny people leave

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Send them a teams meeting link and finish them off

[tz (tiffany zhong) @tzhongg]

whoop: stopped drinking, brags about strain score, loves to sauna and cold plunge

oura: sleep optimizer, doesn't lift heavy

apple watch: closes their rings, calls it a workout

garmin: ultra runner or cyclist, talks about how many miles they did on the weekend

no wearable: at peace

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

Hangman is a lovely childhood game where you slowly draw a man kiling himself if another kid can't read your mind.

[lia @tallsnail]

love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.

[dylan 🫏 @DylanHecklau]

Cargo shorts give them the ick, and now they say tote bags are performative. Are we ready to admit that women just hate a man who can carry lots of shit?

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

hoyt schermerhorn is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[Ryan McWhorter @rmcwhorter99]

Type of guy who pronounces the W in AWS like the W in George W Bush

[dylan 🫏 @DylanHecklau]

I can say with high confidence that I was the only person at the drag show in bushwick last night checking my fantasy baseball team’s stats

[dylan 🫏 @DylanHecklau]

Another day in the rounded rectangle mines, digging for that sweet sweet click thru rate ⛏️⛏️⛏️

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

If you can't explain your app in fewer than 5 words, do you think your users will ever bother telling anyone about the app?

Before you have product-market fit, product development is not about "adding features"—but distilling a product to a simple marketable sentence. Adding features more often impairs growth.

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Basically, every social app in the last couple years that is novel or retentive has come out of France. This is a testament to America's lack of rizz.

[Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67]

hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.