Dylan

Musician - currently between dimensions pushing up a daisy

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@ToryFibs You ok pal? You seem to have gone a bit, err culty. No alarm bells ringing? Has he said he’s kicking Palantir out? Sacking Mandelson? Investigating the tri lateral com? Ending PFi? Public ownership? Stopping NHS privatisation? ….. no. Same dick, different condom.

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@bryan_johnson No single individual. Firstly, it’d be nice if all government officials in charge of departments were experts in said area, held a PhD or had extensive experience in the same industry/field, a minimum requirement imo.

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

The German manager looks like he once opened for Queens of the Stone Age

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@ToryFibs This’ll age well.

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@leftsidehist Why? Have you forgotten the last leaders ‘ten pledges?’…

Has the ftse reacted in a negative way? ‘Economists’? ‘Journalist’?… what’s his thoughts on privatisation of healthcare, have they changed since he was lauded by Tories?

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@ToryWipeout @leftsidehist How you ‘balance’ your morality is quite the thing to see publicly. Something about Starmer, Mandelson and Corbyn spring to mind…

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Telling on yourselves with this, lmao.

These people are gonna spend the next three years driving themselves insane over someone with basically the same policy agenda as Starmer.

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@TheTennisLetter Spilt his Ribena

[John Duncan @Johntheduncan]

Am I gonna see a bunch of nominally left wing people get excited by mr municipal neoliberalism himself, Andy Burnham, before getting obviously disappointed by him?

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@tykestakeonit Yeah, likely moving to a backdrop akin to a pre match interview instead:

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@itvfootball I’ve not seen a single performance from the England team under Tuchel that suggests he even knows what the best 11 is, nor a single performance that showcased massive improvements since Southgate, not sure about this tbh. Wrong appointment imo, destined to end like Capello.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

I'm staggered at how many rightwing pundits attack free breakfasts for poor kids but defend charitable status for Eton and Harrow

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

The King in the North is just another establishment stooge.
Nothing will change apart from the window dressing.

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

You can tell it’s all fucking theatre when the usual client journalists role out in unison, for access to the latest projected dear leader & his team, by sycophantically regurgitating shite without a whiff of scrutiny. Political journalists in the UK are basically hype men.

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

Burnham talks of a decade to improve living standards, in a nod to two decades of stagnation in living standards. He says he’s going to deliver a ‘circuit breaker’ to make politics work for ‘you’ and take power away from Westminster to around the country

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

How to create enough institutional confusion so nobody smells what is really going on….

[Luke Charters MP @lukejcr]

Q: How to burst the Westminster bubble? 🫧

A: Number 10 in the North. 💥

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@Midge1415 @MichaelLCrick @WayneSmithUK71 Eh? Shouldn’t we know what he stands for before he’s given the keys to devolve politics & UK into charter zones for his corporate friends?

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@MichaelLCrick Please, as if any of those have ever provided real scrutiny. Boris still hasn’t answered for Russia Gate, nor has Blair for Iraq, COVID contracts, illegal & interference in referendums (Brexit). Enjoy the shitfest you’ve helped create.

‘Source close to Downing Street suggests’

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

Lilly & Co representative Wes Streeting is hopeful again. Andy Burnham’s previous with NHS privatisation must have him & his sponsors excitedly squirming in their seats..

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

Finally some hope again 👇🏻

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

The man sponsored by the same folk who sponsored the last guy is going to be worse? Never!

[Kevin Schofield @KevinASchofield]

Andy Burnham - who is set to become PM next month without a leadership contest, after 9 years away from Westminster, and less than a month after becoming an MP again - is making his first big policy speech this morning and refusing to take questions from journalists after it.

Not good at all.

[Dylan @DylanKnowles]

@andyburnham @ToryFibs I’d rather watch Mandelson lose his place in the Lords and Palantir contracts investigated personally…but then, that’s not gonna happen is it Andy pandy?