Dylan Koopmann

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

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[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Illegals were getting 2% interest rate covid FHA mortgages with 0 down payment backed by the US Government.

Thats why we cant afford a fucking house.

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

This dude literally owns a restaurant that charges you $12 for FRIES in case anyone was wondering

[susa @prinkasusa]

you are not mad enough.
they ATE the babies.
they R*PED the toddlers.
they TR*FFICKED Pre-teens.
and THEY are the current world leaders.
wake up from your ignorance and care.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Thomas Massie: The Epstein scandal is “deeper and darker” than anyone imagined.

“It’s bigger than Watergate.”

“It’s bigger than Iran-Contra.”

“It’s not about Joe Biden or Donald Trump.”

“There are degrees of evil here that we’ve never seen at this scale … ”

“Our government was compromised by wealthy, connected billionaires, and by Jeffrey Epstein himself.”

“At the age of 14, these girls that were being sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein were told if they could go find another girl to take their place, then they wouldn’t have to be sexually abused.”

“And some of them took that deal.”

“It’s one thing to be evil to a child.”

“It’s another thing to get a child to do evil.”

“The light sentence that was given to Jeffrey Epstein in 2008 that allowed him to victimize hundreds of more women, we want to know, why was he given that light sentence?”

@RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY @Local12

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

This is the plan. Depopulation by starvation is a Bolshevik tradition.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing the best performing asset of the last 5 years wasn’t Bitcoin, stocks, or gold…

It was Pokemon cards.

[Housecoin @HousecoinOnSol]

Boomers realizing that 90% of their wealth is tied to their house but no one can afford to buy it from them

[Value @valueandtime]

They used to delete your accounts for saying this

[Bark @barkmeta]

Conspiracy theorists realizing they were right… AGAIN.

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[Venom Rach ☧ @SocialNomadRach]

>be Epstein's butler
>get a hold of the list
>try to sell it to the victims' lawyers
>get caught by FBI
>sent to jail for longer than Epstein
>all this happened 17 years ago
>could've cracked the case wide open then

Your country has pedophile and pedophile supporters everywhere

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

I think his manic episodes were actually just a response to all the evil he witnessed

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The patriot who shouted at Trump, TJ Sabula, just got suspended by Ford.

Where’s the GoFundMe? Let’s retire him.

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[Dylan Koopmann @DylanKoopmann]

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[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

We broke while making triple what our parents made.