Dylan Maltman

[FarmerMike™ 👨‍🌾 @mikeratcliffe]

"The Zambian economy" - and you thought South Africa had problems? Read this!

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Take the road less traveled, because you don't have to wait in lines

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My life is now empty, I feel as if I have lost a child #GameofThronesFinale

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Fuck, it did #GameofThronesFinale

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Nah, that didn't just happen. #GameofThronesFinale

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The U.S imprisons a much larger percentage of its black population than South Africa did at the height of apartheid.

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What is it about New Years resolutions that makes people not do what they set out to do?

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I was smart as a child😂 lagit https://t.co/unrqQdr38A

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It's all ours, so let's use it #capetown #picoftheday @ Rhodes Memorial http://t.co/bMSa1LK8bU

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@mattyr7 showing us how it's done @republikdbn #coffee #swan #professional @ Republik http://t.co/ZZtElObVE6

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“@iQuotesJokes: Guys: Flex any muscle for 60 seconds to get rid of an unwanted erection.” Gents this is how😂

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Gone But Not Forgotten #fire #beautiful #music http://t.co/7uOqOxi2wF

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Well ok then... #coke #turnup #endofexams http://t.co/lDlG2NetxV

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/VEB6QptWyz

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Coming out of your room and finding the presents a large #nandos packet on the kitchen counter is always a treat

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Beauty in destruction #fire #beauty #destruction http://t.co/VBgisfc0NW

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listened to 3 radio stations in three different continents (North America, Canada and South Africa) and they were all talking about #Ebola

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Sometimes... http://t.co/oLvhA8V2fQ

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Sometimes... http://t.co/2ts7QPN0bH