Dylan McCue

Hey I'm Dylan I'm a Gemini

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

time to liquidate the 401k baby

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

is there any chance that Tee Grizzley’s lawyer is actually named “Finkel J. Money” like he says in First Day Out?? How sick would that be

[Univ of Washington Pediatric Residency Program @UWPedsRes]

Rising star and rising @uwpediatrics intern from @DukeMedSchool @ReillyDever presenting on Caregiver Perspectives on Barriers & Facilitators to Timely Well Child Visits for Black Infants #PAS2023

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

think about how pissed you get over bullshit middleman ticket fees you pay for every concert and then instead of a concert it’s a lifesaving medication and the middleman is a PBM

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

need a hacky YouTube prank where some weirdo accosts Harley guys and heaps uncomfortable praise on them for how cool and loud their wild hogs are

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

some awesome looking retro sub shop by nc state that I meant to try for years finally shut down and has been replaced by ‘Bussin Pizza.’ I’m more complicit than anyone and yet it feels the zoomers must be to blame

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

Innovation person at Premier Protein:
“Do we have any data on our target customer’s interest level in…
shitting their pants?”

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

worst nightmare for any godfearing american

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

adam scott - cool or lowkey turkey? great #farmerstan tho

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

just watched A Star Is Born. man that manager guy is an absolute worm lemme tell ya

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

@ev_rat can’t wait

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

why is this one of only two auto-loaded text replacements on iPhone?? lmao

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

@PaulTChoate you wrote the best Red Dot House article and took some of the best Red Dot House photos available online. My friend Nick and I recently released a detailed podcast on the subject (“Red Dot Pod”). Can we talk soon?? 🤝

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

highly buzzed and weaving through airport foot-traffic is a poor man’s version of that Fear & Loathing scene where they’re on ether in the Circus Circus

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

@CanesBull am I gonna have to wait til pinehurst to hear a little playoff coverage???

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

at the doctor’s office waiting in the exam room and u see the lil jar of Q-tips:

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

if Q-tips are bad then I don’t wanna be good

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

Important family update:

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

got a bunch of lotion on my eyelash and gotta say, I don’t know how people manage to apply and remove mascara. shit was terrible

[Dylan McCue @DylanMcCue93]

What if they elevated an NFL field like they do these bball courts, but like 50 feet in the air and surrounded by those topgolf safety nets for drunk people, and when receivers went deep/to the sidelines they would just fly off the edge making the snag and land in the net???