Dylan Pacyna

Good Vibe Tribe.

[Garco @garcoxgang]

The mid-30s transition from active social media user to silent lurker is so real.

[Matt @KrankyKanuck]

America has forest fires and Canadians send help. Canada has forest fires and Americans cry about the smoke like little bitches. Shithole country.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye

[Danz📌 #Chelsea&AfricaKilledMe @zinownh]

when the saliva starts building up too much…

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[jos @josiahhughes]

i think this is a flashback scene from The Bear. when they first found the restaurant.

[Triodug @TotallyNOTTrio]

New Xbox CEO publicly executes 50% of the worthless staff at Bethesda then strings Todd Howard up by his ankles and gives Fallout to Obsidian but I'm supposed to be mad at her???

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Once knocked out I can’t wait for Americans to claim no one in their country actually cares about the World Cup after they spent 24 hours celebrating in bipartisan unison that their president actively interfered in the tournament.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[Dylan Pacyna @DylanP11]

Lmao love this psychopath

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Jiri Prochazka spent last night walking into a bush of stinging nettles as a “ceremonial strengthening” 😭

“All night body tingling, but the next day one feels cleansed and reborn.”

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

This is actually fucking insane

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

I speak for everyone when I say that the butt X-Ray by Ryan Dunn is the most memorable Jackass bit

[miss let it linger @glindacent]

im gonna piss myself

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

If I send you this, just know I took matters into my own hands and made things so much worse