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@NVIDIAGFN Sekiro
#GFNOnSteamDeck

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@NVIDIAStudio #GeForceRTX50

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@NVIDIAGeForce @CyberpunkGame #BeyondFast

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Krame spend HOURS waiting in line for new iPhone

KRAME: I want gold iPhone

APPLE GENIUS: Sorry only color left is black

KRAME: No thanks

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Over the last 50 years, researchers say pop music has become louder, dumber, and most songs sound the same. http://t.co/WXqAaXoI

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Religious sites are more likely to harm your computer with viruses than porn sites.

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A newly discovered Mayan calendar gives a new doomsday prediction 7000 years after 2012 and nullifies the 2012 prediction!

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@itsthedarcys Hey I'm the guy from Toronto with the Sam L.Jackson cut out you signed. I hear you guys wouldn't mind seeing SL.J in Ottawa :D

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On average, people who complain live longer -- Releasing this tension increases immunity and boosts their health.

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According to OkCupid, people who use Twitter every day tend to have briefer relationships.

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Social media causes what is referred to as FOMO -- The "fear of missing out." Psychologists say this may heighten anxiety and depression.

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People with blue eyes have a higher alcohol tolerance! See HERE: http://t.co/DRtB1MQk

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

No matter where you go in the world, you can never escape douche bags.

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In the movie 'Pulp Fiction', the F-word (f*ck) was used 257 times!

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The chemical name for the protein "Titin" is the longest word in the english language with about 189,819 letters!

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I'm awake and ready to wreak Awesomeness on the world!!!

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It's M. Night Shyamalan's Birthday...or is it? (Twist Ending: It is.)