DYLAN

🎂 - 27 years old
🎓 - BSc | MSc
🚗 - 2018 Clio RS200 EDC

[Wanker Finder @IfindWankers]

I think I've preordered the wrong Grand Theft Auto.

[Aoi Todo @takadafan120]

Im running for PM if it means i get aura like this

[Emma Dunwell @ESpeaksFreely]

You drove farmers to suicide, tried to freeze pensioners to death and actively ignored and covered up the rape and torture of thousands of children and young women.

Absolutely no sympathy.

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

Even though Cameron wasn't a good PM, he certainly was a hoot during PM questions (I miss the banter): https://t.co/Q16S5E2avv

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

Fitting for Starmers resignation! 🎉 https://t.co/KQE1khSBnp

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

I'll probably grow the same resentment for Burnham, but anything feels better than Starmer at this point.

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

Morris Marina

[Benonwine @benonwine]

If Margaret Thatcher was the Rolls-Royce of Prime Ministers…

What would Keir Starmer be? 🤔

Be creative… wrong answers welcome. 👇

[Proper Memes 〓〓 @Proper_Memes]

BREAKING! We now go live to pubs and bars to see reaction to Starmer's announcement!

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

Clever!

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

This Japanese restaurant logo is simultaneously a Japanese crane and a hand holding chopsticks.

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

Burnham’s basically the anti-hero — he’s not much better than Starmer, but people are still glad he was the one who knocked him off his perch. Starmer was becoming more dangerous, malevolent and wilfully ignorant by the day.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

I hear that Keir Starmer is going to resign on Monday. 🎉

I know Burnham is going to be worse, but THANK F*CK FOR THAT!

I absolutely despise this vile man. He's caused so much damage to our country in such a short amount of time

He should be jailed for treason
Good riddance!

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

It would be the best of both worlds!

[Spirited1 @helen_spirit1]

Keir Starmer could get the ultimate revenge on those he feels betrayed him & call a GE in the morning.

Most of them would lose their seats.

Wouldn’t that be fun? 🤞

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

Rest in peace Oliver Tree Nickell June 29th, 1993 - June 14th, 2026

Your legacy will live on forever ❤️ Thank you to everyone who has reached out, shown love, support and has done incredible tributes for Oliver. The constant love, support and positivity is helping the family, friends and collaborators make it through these extremely difficult times.

Oliver is now back in California where he can finally rest. His legacy will live on through his foundation/endowment named “Dr. Oliver Tree’s Extremely Epic Grant For Baby Geniuses” coming soon. This is something that Oliver had put together before his passing, written in his will. We will make sure his wish comes to fruition so that more joy, love and art can be spread into the world, that was his final wish.

Love you all so much, Oliver would be so proud of every one of his supporters, friends and family.

Peace be with Oliver … ❤️

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

🎶 Ding-dong! The commie’s gone 🎶

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

Have you any final messages for Keir before he goes?

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

Don’t forget the W810i! I remember really wanting one while I had a W300i, lol.

[Vishal @VishalMalvi_]

Gen Z kids will never understand the aura of this Nokia phone 🔥

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

It’s amazing that, despite the map being smaller than GTA V’s, it somehow made the world feel twice as big.

[Nikhil @nikhil_exe9]

Can we just agree that San andreas had the most innovative map considering the time it was built??

[Marieke Hoogwout @mariekehoogwout]

Then why don't men wear them?

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

you can't watch memes until 16, but you can sterilize yourself at 11

you can't carry a swiss knife, but you can carry a "ceremonial" dagger if you are sikh

you get arrested for a tweet but let go with a warning for gang rape

at this point the uk is a fourth world country

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

Well, I’ve got a bottle of Grand Cru I’ve been saving—this might finally be the occasion to open it! I’d love to see the back of this red menace. He’s been the most ignorant and self-righteous prime minister we’ve ever had.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer is officially set to resign as Prime Minister

Several media reports say he'll outline a resignation timetable on Monday after consulting with his wife and family today

[DYLAN @DylanSHayes]

If Starmer resigns, it's because he knows Burnham would wipe the floor with him. If this is true, it looks like yet another tactic to make it seem as though he left on his own terms, rather than out of fear—or the humiliation—of being ousted by Burnham.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: KEIR STARMER HAS AGREED TO RESIGN

Timetable will be published on Monday

It's finally over