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Hi I'm Dylan, Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there. Him ✝ |

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Goodnight and goodbye Tokyo! See you soon! ✌🏻️

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 27 Sep 2011 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 27 Sep 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship landing nominal!

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@krhutcheson @lauxryn @taylorfisk @herring_frankie @WestonRichert2 @jam_n_jelly_ All aboard the sus bus

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@rollinglivepro if my parents watch the david Bowie concert via the Hyfy app, how does it know they purchased tickets through your website? Thank you.

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@ExperienceHYFI Can you help me with a Bowie celebration question? I sent you a PM.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 27 Sep 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

A feature where you can flag songs on your phone to be used as hold music so when you get put on hold on a call, the phone detects it and you listen to that good music instead the stuff that sounds like it's playing out of a tin can stuffed down a U-bend.

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Can I be cryogenically frozen and woken in like awhile

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@nwulls 3 and 6

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@DavidDobrik wanna play call of duty?

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Twitter gives me anxiety

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

Egg

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Just posted a photo @ Missouri https://t.co/ohaCVjiSG7

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@kayrayetay Don’t worry friend!! Just focus on the gains 😎💪🏻

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Flow ~ https://t.co/lGb3I2LNdF

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/mMqyWgwqu5

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Dasani is so bad

[Lee Newton @leenewtonsays]

THE. MASK. GOES. OVER. YOUR. NOSE.

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Maybe this update wasn’t so bad

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Dear Call of Duty, please let me play one time without needing to do an update 🙏🏻