Dylan Villain

I'm a rocker. I'm a roller. I'm a right out of controller. Singer & guitarist of @TheWild_band. I collect guitars & drive old cars.

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Shoutout to the guy at the bar who actually thought I was Joe Pesci tonight. For real… That actually happened. Respect to my gangster though.

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More like Adstagram.

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Sometimes in life you just gotta get up, take a piss, mix a drink and see what happens.

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@KevanMorin Nailed it

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Craft beer is terrible and people just pretend to like it to seem more sophisticated because no one could possibly enjoy drinking fizzy piss water that tastes like an owl banged flavoured tree bark.

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Onlyfans : where all those guys that are “just friends” go to anonymously look at you naked.

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@WLF_podcast

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I feel like being successful in modern fashion is as simple as making clothes that look as stupid as possible only to see who is dumb enough to actually wear them.

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@priyapandaxo Priya miiiiiiind and the rest will follow... or whatever En Vogue said.

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When you say things like “crystals” “energy” and “manifest” I stop paying attention.

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@priyapandaxo Literally everyone.

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@priyapandaxo @hansonmusic @myMotorhead @brealtv @cypresshill Oh look. All of your personalities in one picture.

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@Angelrat666 Some rushed albums are good. But over-saturating a fan base with little to no attention span isn’t helping.

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I admire the ambition of these musicians but no one needs a full album from the same artist every week. You are not elevating the game. You are only making it worse. Rushed albums sound more like content and less like music. Give us quality over quantity or give us nothing at all

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@priyapandaxo Why their Greatest Hits comp is not called Kraft Singles I’ll never know

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Video may have killed the radio star but social media made the otherwise unimportant video star famous and that has become a real problem.

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I just ordered fried chicken from a gas station on Skip The Dishes. #blessed

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In regards to absolutely everything, calm the fuck down.

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If you eat wings with a fork, just stay home.

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I said maybeeeeeeeeeee