Dylana Kutek

yeah, i don’t really know either..

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

Okay, they can take TikTok back because this TikTok shop is gonna be the death of me

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

Nothing puts my body into survival mode quite like shopping at Walmart.

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

why are medication commercial they way they are?.. is that jingle and dance going to make we want to buy it?

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if life could stop kicking my ass, that would be great.. 😪

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

nothing makes me angrier than when i tell someone the baby is hungry and the DON’T give him back.. there is a reason i am telling you that.

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

i want to spend monnnney.. don’t have no monnnney

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

Abe came home from school yesterday and told me his crush ran up to him and gave him a hug and then called him “daddy” and.. i.. i don’t know what to feel

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

how are people surviving life right now??

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I asked Lloyd if he cared if i got a sugar daddy as long as he got some of the money.. and Abe chimed in saying he was okay with daddy giving me some sugar as long as not too much for the baby 😂😂

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

i cannot get enough Jersey Joe and that dance.. i love it

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pregnancy insomnia is the woooorst

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Lloyd told Abram he was a pain in the ass so Abram proceeded to tell Lloyd that he was “a little bitch” and i laughed so hard i cried and now Lloyd’s mad at both of us..

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

abram: “what are you cooking?”

me: “noodles.”

abram: “i’ll take some of those.”

uhh.. i wasn’t sharing..

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

If you happen to run into Abram and overhear him say he “hates Canada” don’t fret.. he has no issue with Canada.. he means “canned tuna” 🙃

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

Lloyd: *calls credit card company to report fraud”

Lloyd: *finds out it’s actually NOT fraud and he signed up for Dash Pass in July and never cancelled it*

😂😂

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

Lloyd took all my decorations down already.. it feels naked

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Does this feel like the least Christmas-y Christmas to anyone else, or just me?

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tell me why we let Abe pick out a christmas ornament, and homie grabbed a slot machine??

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protecting your child from his fathers anger is probably the saddest thing i’ve had to do.

[Dylana Kutek @Dylannaaa]

@blink182’s new song BREAKS me.