THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED
EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH
I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.
I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.
Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.
hey @FedEx I’m REALLY over my driver constantly delivering my packages to the wrong dang address. Like REALLY over it. Now I have a lost package and this is the photo provided???? Be so for real??????
Imagine you were murdered in front of your wife and she celebrated it for four months with non-stop pyrotechnics, hugs with JD Vance and a cheeky little collab with Nikki Minaj and then she set up a recreation of your murder for people to take selfies.