Katy

don’t act like you’re better than me

[Katy @katywill_]

am i crazy or does Jackie Kennedy and Teresa Guidice bizarrely resemble each other?? #rhonj #bravo 🤨

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

“there will be some SHOTS FIRED tonight in the room” not her saying this before the actual shots were fired😭-

[S @Likes_Nothing8]

#TheMasters

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Katy @katywill_]

we gotta stop acting like the life of a showgirl is a bad album

[Katy @katywill_]

There’s no way this time line is real. THERE IS NO WAY???????

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[. @emmasarchivee]

a family is nothing without their taylor swift obsessed eldest daughter

[Katy @katywill_]

i desperately need @DairyQueen to give us a dubai chocolate blizzard … desperately

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

People being trump supporters

[Katy @katywill_]

hey @FedEx I’m REALLY over my driver constantly delivering my packages to the wrong dang address. Like REALLY over it. Now I have a lost package and this is the photo provided???? Be so for real??????

[Katy @katywill_]

@NickAdamsinUSA you’re fucking delusional

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

🚨 Happy Super Bowl weekend!

We analyzed NFL players’ party affiliation, producing the first-ever breakdown by team. 🏈

[zoob @penkindel]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PITTSBURGH PENNSYLVANIA

[Katy @katywill_]

This gotta be the funniest thing on the internet rn

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[Katy @katywill_]

@caramelcolored unfortunately these texts are hysterical

[Katy @katywill_]

@JDVance Oh this is fucking poetic

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

everyone’s in 2026 but i’m still here

[Katy @katywill_]

nothing says happy new year like @AndyCohen peak turtle time #cnnnye #bravo

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Imagine you were murdered in front of your wife and she celebrated it for four months with non-stop pyrotechnics, hugs with JD Vance and a cheeky little collab with Nikki Minaj and then she set up a recreation of your murder for people to take selfies.

[Katy @katywill_]

@RHLegend32 and she even does that mid