Dylan

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the job of uk prime minister being the irl equivalent of the defence against the dark arts teacher

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

four

[♤ @notorioushamz]

This might be funnier than the other GIF

[CineAstic @AmXCine007]

She really had no idea tf was going on 😭😭😭

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

i thought this was the deep and homelander

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

does that say posted in 2022….

[sadstephen🍃(a.wuah_papa) @wavymff]

When your s£x tape got leaked buh the title says “big c@ck”

[Seb @TheSomethingFan]

Genuinely believe the show wouldn’t even be half as popular without him in the role. Generational, iconic performance.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

You right on all three counts

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

This is what twitter used to be like every day. Not a think-piece in sight

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

The quickest way to become a billionaire in 2026:

Buy a Private Jet for $500k
Charge $1,000 per flight
Do 10,000 flights a day
That's $3.65 billion a year

[Dylan @Dylanwlr]

@cybourgeoisie @DearS_o_n The point is that you say to yourself that you’ll just spend 20 minutes doing it but you end up doing it for longer, so you might aswell do it something beneficial for 20 minutes.

Plus, journaling and cooking yourself some food is doable in 20 minutes

[Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Landeur]

If you're British this is so typical that nobody even realised we were on a 41 day streak.