Dylan Johnson

[Aaron West @oeste]

the good news? arsenal plays later today so there is potential for my day to get worse!!!

[Anthems for a Twenty Five Year‐Old Boy @DFakExGoalanke]

2,000 guys in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania after deciding the future of planet earth every 4 years

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

That's right fellow Republicans, stay ONLINE. Do NOT leave your computer

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Miami Heat Jumbotron Ballsack

[Daniel Aguilar @daanielaaguilar]

#New Presidential Poll:

🔴 Trump 85%
🔵 Harris 15%

Head to head. Support among fathers who are only allowed to see their kids on the weekends but don't.

J. Kushner Institute Polling (B+) 420 LV 10/25
(Live caller & online porn site popup surveys)

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this is the median voter in america

[Nick Kendell 🏔 @NickKendellMHH]

Idk whose photo this is but just saw it and am dying

[Phil Costa @_PhilCosta]

Can't smile without you.

[Peter Sterne @petersterne]

The indictment claims that an Adams campaign staffer told a potential donor that Adams probably wouldn't want to accept illegal donations, but then checked with Adams and learned that actually he was totally cool with it. (p15) https://t.co/ctvMDFcGf2

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I’m crying

[Matt Scott @Matt5cott]

LAD. 🔴⚪️

[gunnerblog @gunnerblog]

Fantastic result. North London is red (again). Great work-rate and commitment showed by the players.

Gabriel a difference-maker at both ends. A true match-winning performance.

[David Seaman MBE ~ SafeHands @thedavidseaman]

🎶 1-0 to the Arsenal 🎶 👊♥️#COYG

[Zack @Zack3O12]

Fine, I’ll visit Northumberland Zoo

[ange @angemaryclaire]

Picture what you think this little girl on the mountain looks like.

Get that image real clear in your mind.

Then click.

[Alex Campbell @acampbellsports]

I need to know everything about how the Illinois Office of Tourism arrived at the idea to sponsor Crystal Palace and why Palace said yes.

Also, I guess you can add "sponsoring the sleeves of an English soccer team" to the list of things Illinois taxes are paying for

[CP @KINGOFMAGICCITY]

My granny up there too! Please tell her I miss her dearly!

[Shelley Stewart @ShelStewar87]

“see that microphone il ram it so far up your arse you’ll never get it out” hahahahaahahaha

unreal content 😂😂😂

[Aaron West @oeste]

nothing like supporting a european soccer team to have your whole weekend ruined before 9am