Dynamite Doctor

I am The Doctor. The Oncoming Storm, Bringer of Darkness, *Last* of the TimeLords and really very handsome.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Thank you all for loving the music I hum in the shower every morning, noon and night.

It’s well wicked, you might even say it’s pretty… Dynamite! 🧨

[FiveWhoFans @5WF]

15th Doctor’s theme LEAKED. 🎵

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Wots the tallest building in London? The Gherkin.

I was shocked to find this out too, I always thought it was Big Ben.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

I’M BACK!!

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

New #DoctorWho audio OUT NOW!

With dinosaurs trampling the centre of London and a huge spaceship looming over the city, only someone as brilliant and beautiful as the Doctor can save the day... Or can he?

Listen to the full episode here: https://t.co/Td84otRAz3

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Hope you enjoy the extract from my new novel. Spoilers it features the most terrifying comedian of our times #StinxSupremacy

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

“I think the Sontarons should of jumped him and torn him limb from limb, chewing on his entrails and dancing in the shower of his blood. That would of been believable to me, a casual viewer” he observed.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

ITS ME! 🧨💥

[spooky richard b brookes @richardbbrookes]

My lawyers are on the phone

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

We’re excited to announce that we’re releasing a charity anthology novelising the Dynamite Doctor’s exciting first wave of adventures… And you can buy it now here: https://t.co/czmQZ20u3O

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

This is absolutely ticky tocky, clocky wocky! 🧨 💥 💜

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

We’re excited to announce that we’re releasing a charity anthology novelising the Dynamite Doctor’s exciting first wave of adventures… And you can buy it now here: https://t.co/czmQZ20u3O

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

@JohnForemanTwat @trevorbaxendale I bequeathed the copyright to my trademark catchphrase ‘Dynamite’ to the citizens of Earth for precisely this reason, ur welcome 💥

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

@DWAimless Someone explain it to me, I can’t read.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

So that’s where that went…

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

That thing that was in the works? It’s still in the works…

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Defeated the Chumplies in a game of Galactic TETRIS.
Used them as bricks.

The Scientist would be proud.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Me and @CChristwald have been captured by Chumplies. Their small square robots who have inferiority complexes about Chumlies.

They say they’ve taken “the red socket” whatever that means…

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

@SorryDr now I understand your frustration when @TheIrishDave broke those absolutely awful vinyls you liked for some reason.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Don’t you hate it when you have to turn down your theme tune cos your lodger says it’s “too loud” and “always on repeat”.

The TARDIS console room has excellent acoustics, where else am I meant to listen to my tunes?

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

@aliconvoy I fink you’ll find that’s smaller than the Gerk.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Wots the tallest building in London? The Gherkin.

I was shocked to find this out too, I always thought it was Big Ben.

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Did somebody ask for a TimeLord Victorious? Cos baby, I’m here.

(Ignore the beige one) #Dynamite

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

Two long-awaited stories from the Sorry and Dynamite Doctors will finally be reaching your ears this month!

From Telford With Love (14th September)
The Doctor Returns (28th September)

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Happy Birthday Mr Christmas, where ever you are. #dynamite #christmas2

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TWO! Have a new audio on us!

The Dynamite Doctor flipping loves Christmas. He loves it so sodding much, he wishes there were two Christmases. And it’s going to take more than one Time Lord to make that dream a reality…

Listen here: https://t.co/eV5vmyTiBC

[Dynamite Doctor @DynamiteDr]

Do I hear jingle bells?

... Oh no it’s just tinnitus. #dynasad

[Aimless Wanderings @DWAimless]

TOMORROW. THIS. HAPPENS. 🎄