Adam Dalziel

Probably a wreck head, maybe not, just trying to get through my life one step at a time

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, ‘what do you have to tell me?’ he said, ‘I don’t know, never made it this far

[Radek Vitek @RadekVitek_]

This year has been amazing ❤️

I want to thank everyone at the club for all of your hard work and support.

To all of the fans, you have all been incredible. The support you have shown me every single game has pushed me to keep performing at the highest level.

I will miss you!

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Player of the Year 🏆
Young Player of the Year 🏆
Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

What a season for Radek Vítek. 👏

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

@BodycamVideos_ The fuck is that in the window

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

@DisTurB____ Scott twine is my choice

[James Fletcher @jamesfletch__]

Anyone think the designers of Bournemouth expansion plans may have worked on Ashton Gate? 😉🤔

#bcfc #afcb 🏟️

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

@deathxfantasy How much 👀

[Simon Phillips @siphillipssport]

Chelsea have bid £1 million for 19-year old forward Antoine Semenyo but Bristol City are holding out for £2 million (Mail)

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

Disneyland funny moments 😂❤️jedi training academy

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

The reddest of red cards here for Jay Dasilva.

What a stupid thing to do seconds after half-time.

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

@Wisdom_HQ It's literally 76

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Powerful.

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

@Criminalsimpson

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

Trying to post more pictures of myself tbf

[Adam Dalziel @DynamoDiesel23]

@smad1991 @The_Forty_Four Well looks like we did get em 3-1

[Sutts 🇬🇧 @007Sutts]

Cristiano knows mind!

Up the City 🔴⚪️🔴

#MindTheGap
#OTIB

[UncleSamsNaughtyFella @JustAJaneJ]

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