alex

just a small dog in a big poop world

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@tirentu finding the line, even a turn later, is still better than not finding it in the first place :)

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@saulgoodwoman__ Thank you

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@Azngangbuzta @PiemontiAndrea this is expressive iteration I believe

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@MTGOsalseo @JS2mtg Tienes razón🤣

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@27Ivey @karsten_frank they are allowed to

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@Modflyalters Thanks!

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@Mengu09 @mtgbentcard @AliasVEDH sounds like ‘tooth hurty’

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@d4ddyc1c1 @saintiij boomer cosplay

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@saulgoodwoman__ “Ahhh *leans back in comically big rocking chair* the big apple, the city of dreams, capital of the world, the city so nice they named it twice, the city that never sleeps”

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@saulgoodwoman__ Are those dumplings 😋

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

she donald on my grimace till I shake

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

oppenheimer better live up to the hype cuz they made calling it floppenheimer wayyy too easy

[Banana Nicole Smith @notbrodyjenner]

@edzitron @__apf__ Hiro / she-ma / baby mama don’t want no drama / Nagasaki / gonna shock thee / with my vicious rhymes / war crimes piece-dimes / i mean dime piece / no time for peace in the streets / gonna bring the heat / nuclear skyline / Jay Z with the byline

(I’ve never hated myself so much)

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

dibs

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

4,500-year-old Egyptian dress, painstakingly reassembled from approximately 7,000 beads, was found in an undisturbed tomb in Giza, Egypt. The dress is believed to have belonged to a female contemporary of King Khufu (2589-2566 BC). Although the original strings had disintegrated over the years, the beads remained in their original positions, enabling an accurate reconstruction. While the color of the beads had faded, they were originally blue and turquoise. Initially thought to have been worn for a dancing ritual, the dress's heavy weight suggested otherwise after assembly. Archaeologists now speculate that it may have been worn during funerals.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Stop putting intros in your videos

They should just start

If I watch "Top 10 Hardest Boss Battles" I don't need 60 seconds of "Ah, the boss battle. They come in all shapes and sizes. They can exhilarate, frustrate, or humble even the most seasoned gamer" stop stop stop STOP

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

where did all the one Mississippi counters go?

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@joe_jagintx @OTerrifying *pyroclastic*

[alex @DyslexicAxle]

@clingycancerian @pencapdragon AGHHH I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE