Victoria Dyson

🫖 Tea drinker. Overthinker. ☕️ Writer. Performer. Co-Artistic Director of @filskittheatre ❤️ BPD Tea Queen. Silly goose.

[Victoria Dyson @Dyson4Tea]

@chuckthomasuk Stand out song of the night 🫶 💋 🤘

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@jonoread Finland: Great at violining.
No help at all during a house fire.
🔥 🔥 🔥

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@mrjintheuk Stop it. I’m swooooning!
So. Much. Silk.

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Quite enjoyed Dune: The Musical.
Was Denis Villeneuve involved?

#Eurovisión2026 #Croatia

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@jonoread That is a dangerous game! 😝 🔥
See also:
✅ Sexy dance routines with costume reveal
✅ Intense emotional songs about dead mums
✅ Quirky instrument being played
….we’re getting pished! 🍻

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@eliistender10 Yes!! He also looks like he’d definitely corner you at a party to demonstrate some close-hand magic. 😅 🪄 🃏

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Eurovision: Ye Olden Days vs. Modern Times.

This is the sort of nonsense I get up to when left to my own devices on a Saturday.
Who else is excited for @Eurovision?! 🕺 🪩 💃 🎵

#funny #Eurovisión2026 #parody

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@ScottMo68256087 Belated Happy Birthday to you! Hope you keep celebrating all weekend long! 🥂

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Hello! Here’s some silliness from me!

Check out Vic Dyson's video! #TikTok https://t.co/3RmZ5HIIf4

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@GeoffNorcott This is the sort of distraction the world needs. Your sandwich is the officially new Brooklyn Beckham.

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@royallaway Oh my! Can that be my shiny new nickname?! Would work better if I was a professional baker. 👩‍🍳

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Picture 1:
See? I can be a classy lady,

Picture 2:
Check out my nipple biscuits!!

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When you misjudge the strength of a fart. It’s windy out there, folks. 💨

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‘Walk The Line’ earned Jonny millions of dollars. 💵 But he sulked because he thought it wasn’t enough. Petty Cash. 

#Lunchpun

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@GaryDelaney Did you just have to make do with choking the (Harold) Bishop?

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@JaneFallon @CatSteadman This sounds wonderful. Thanks for the recommendation!
Adore cats but over the years any one of mine would’ve immediately dobbed me in as the purrrrpetrator. Devious, beautiful, furry bastards. 😼

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@SarahMillican75 @Channel4 Yes please with bells on!
Lush lighting and shexy hair too!

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@VictoriaCoren Me neither. If it’s Victoria’s choice, should yours be a charming shade of Portillo? ❤️

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@RealTimVine He’s only gone and done it again. 👏 Masterful.

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@GaryDelaney Oh man. This is one of those jokes that makes you happy you got. But also makes you feel dirty and sad for getting at the same time. So conflicting!! 💩