Elizabeth Jane

✨ Actress, artist, dancer, designer, dreamer ✨

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

@robinince Why aren’t there any Women’s Tees?

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

#NewProfilePic

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

@Schmittastic I just got the top that I ordered from you on @Poshmarkapp and I love it! I’m such a huge fan of yours and I can’t believe that I own the top you wore for some of your promotional shooting for your new book, #GoodMorningGoodLife!
Thank you so much! ❤️

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. (For insight into my frustration, see my Instagram stories 😞)
#ReduceReuseRecycle #jeffgoldbloom https://t.co/ftXDEC4edC

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

@Schmittastic Does this count as lemon water?? 🍋
(Asking for a friend! 😅)
#GoodMorningGoodLife
#LaCroixAddict

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

@Schmittastic Been watching since 7:30am from the west coast! ❤️ Finally places my order and CONGRATS!!

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Just placed my order!! Been watching @Schmittastic’s livestream and I’m so excited for your #booklaunch!
Can’t wait to read it!! #goodmorninggoodlife

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

@Schmittastic You got this!! It’s going to be amazing!

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

@Schmittastic I’m so excited for you!! It’s been exciting watching Vlogmas and counting down with you! ❤️

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Hard to believe it’s October! #October1st

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

All of this.
#GretaThunbergOutdidTrump

[Chris the DM 🏳️‍🌈 @confusatron]

THE SHADE.

I love her even more today.

But seriously it would be a shame if #GretaThunbergOutdidTrump kept trending like this.

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Happy Tuesday! #TuesdayThoughts

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

FINALLY watched @disneyaladdin. It was well done and I love me some #WillSmith. 😁
I realized that in the original movie, Jasmine had no solo songs, and I love how they developed her character in this new rendition. The ending though? WAY too woke for 800CE 😂
#womenempowerment

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Feeling extremely overwhelmed. I just wanna cry for 6 hours, sleep for 4 days, and not work for three months. k? kthanks.

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Listened to a debate between a young woman and a elderly southern man about animal rights and veganism, and I’m sooo fucking thankful that I live in Portland ✌🏻

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

And yet another installment of #LeaveMeTFAlone:

Him: Nice legs!
Me: Thanks.
Him: I’ll thank your parents!

Why don’t you pay attention to my work ethic instead of my body you fucking pervy old white man?

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Since I’m tired of sexist and sexually inappropriate comments directed at me in various professional environments, I’m using this space to reflect and showcase the consistent dumbassery that I am subjected to.
(A series, titled: #LeaveMeTFAlone)

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Me, at work, and literally everywhere:
https://t.co/ftXDEC4edC
#reducereuserecycle #fuckingrecycle

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Pretty accurate but I’d add a couple more seasons:
actual fall (for about two weeks), soggy fall, soggy winter, freezing ice-death winter, and another soggy winter.
#oregon #oregonweather

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

Hawaii here we come!! 🎲 🌴 @Tommyjed

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Every season is vacation season ⛱

Enter on Twitter to win 7 nights in Hawaii—with spending money included—brought to you by #TMobileTuesdays and @bookingcom 🎉

[Elizabeth Jane @E1izabeth_Jane]

It 👏🏻 doesn’t 👏🏻 matter 👏🏻 what 👏🏻 I’m 👏🏻 wearing 👏🏻
#rapistscauserape