Turbo Long

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Well Day 9 of Investment Banking

Got staffed on 5 things, didn’t have time to even sleep for two of the 7 days I was MIA. Assoc breathing down my neck, asking where things are 24/7, call at 3:15 AM, MD in London is asking in which folder I saved something.

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Investment Banking internship:

Day 2:

Arrived, got a task (was happy), finished task quickly (associate smiles, I realized I was fucked) tells me to build the IM, 14 hours later, still sitting here. Ordered $40 worth of food. Surrounded by bowls.
- Trenches

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Investment Banking Summer internship:

Day 1:

Arrive, get handed a bunch of onboarding materials. My mentor? Not there, in a call (I didn’t see him the entire day). Meet the other summer analyst cohort, Master students and above.
-Stockholm Syndrome

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@tleilax___ Policy changes under the banner of unity, but letting countries stand alone

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2. Anthropic obviously using the “Mythos security issue” as an obvious marketing tool and then feeling attacked when their own narrative gets used against them. Just displaying a complete lack of self reflection.

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The Anthropic situation is pretty wild for 2 reasons:

1. The blind ban on foreign citizens accessing the model internally is a net negative for all parties involved, especially when a large portion of the experts s.a Karpathy are non-US.

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@thechosenberg @DeepDishEnjoyer Well they do constantly reference his net worth, so it’s one metric at least

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@spookiesaysboo @DeepDishEnjoyer

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@spookiesaysboo @DeepDishEnjoyer @risk_respector So investors should care that a company is sending rockets into space?

“Hehe this is cool, here take my money”

You should use that trading strat more often

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@DeepDishEnjoyer A little bit of exit liquidity for Thiel

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Too all retail investors:

Have fun playing hot potato, keep holding and keep hoping. I want my boy Mr. Thiel to get his exit liquidity

[Turbo Long @EBITDaddy]

Fundamentals are dead and Finance has stooped to the level of Consulting

Giving everyone free access to the stock market is a massive mistake

“Hey Warren! SpaceX surpassed you in one day, where are your fundamentals now?”