#narusasu / naruto is throwing a pool party at the end of the year and invites sasuke, who is known for having turned down every party his classmates have thrown so far. everyone expects not to see him there, of course, but he’s actually the first one to arrive.
Shane: Ilya. I'm worried. You haven't stood up at all today. Not to eat, not to go to the bathroom, not even to the gym! Are you going through a bad day today?
Ilya: On the contrary.
Shane: Huh???
Ilya, turning around from his bed to show Shane his phone: AO3 IS BACK LYUBIMMY!