𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

Beneath the stormy seas
Above the mountain peaks
It's all the same to me
It makes no difference
I've seen my days unfold
Done the impossible

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

( yawn. )

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

Oh boy, that'll be exciting!

What do they eat? Perhaps I could fetch something for them?

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Uhh… she kinda ran off this mornin’. She’ll be back soon though so you’ll get ta meet her.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

I'll do it again

[‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ ‎ ‏‏‎‎ 𝕽ᴱ͙𝙳 ┈ 𝚃𝙷𝐼𝑅͟𝐒𝘛 .ᐟ @basszms]

bruh dont cheat on mr heimerdinger’s tests he thought viktor was passing answers and sh0t him

[‎ ‏‏‎ ‎ ‎ ‏‏‎‎ 𝕽ᴱ͙𝙳 ┈ 𝚃𝙷𝐼𝑅͟𝐒𝘛 .ᐟ @basszms]

bruh dont cheat on mr heimerdinger’s tests he thought viktor was passing answers and sh0t him

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

Do not pass notes in class

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

@PUNCHFlRST @ofthelanes // whas this?

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

// THE JAYVIK NOTE THING IS KILLING ME

LIKE DOES HE GET ASSASSINATED DBDNDJFNC

[Mando 💥 @dahffodil]

my take on the jayvik passing notes trend

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

Oh really now? What were they again? I'm intrigued to learn more about your steed

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

She’ll be fine, she always been! Technically she can’t die neither!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

You don't have any sort of tracker on them?

Isn't that dangerous? What if someone took her, or she got hurt... or hurts someone else?

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Hehe I will once I she come runnin’ back ta me! She go off somewhere every week it gets annoying!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

I see... Er- I understand, rather-

You'll have to show me your friend sometime!

They sound uh... Strong?

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

She’s ma friend! My steed I ride into battle!

Don’t tell her I said this but… I think she a bit blind sometimes…

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

... Beartraps? How archaic...

And what is this "Skaarl" thing?

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Heh, Skaarl is fast enough and besides I can grab ‘em with a ma bear trap!

Then BLAM! Their arm is blasted off!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

They're EASY for you to catch? Ignoring the elephant in the room, how are they remotely easily?

WE have small and tiny legs! They cover more ground in one step than I could with five!

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Yeah… I don’t get it. Sure they’re SOME time amazin’ but that’s it. They’re all just prey ta me, cause they’re so easy to catch, haha!!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

Like some of my... old pupils, they were incredible together, and they made one of the most... helpful things this city has ever seen.

Even if I don't particularly feel comfortable about it...

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

True, they don't have all the time in the world to do stuff... But I think it's incredible that with what little time they DO have, they can do incredible things.

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Why so attached to humans? They ain’t gonna be here forever like us. It’s real annoying ta deal with them reanimated!

Besides war is fun!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

Oh did you?

( turns around, a rose in his mouth. )

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Wait, wait… I change my mind.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 @ECCENTRICYORDLE]

Um... No?
No! I'm not shaving, I'm good.

Maybe in the summer

[‍ J̶i̶n̶x̶ .ᐣ @LitheBomber]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

THE DINGER SHALL BE DONGED