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[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

It’s not as easy as it looks ordering Chinese and saying bosh , both require years of training. Please dedicate yourself as I have done and you too shall be chosen to go to Wimbledon. You can do it just believe. Wimblebosh.

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

An estimated 74% of voters who bothered to turn out in the local elections yesterday did NOT vote for Reform. Let that sink in. And then adjust your hyperbole accordingly.

[Brendan May @bmay]

I am in favour of Reform winning councils so everyone sees how utterly awful they are when they have to actually run things instead of just painting roundabouts and droning on about a full English.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Before Nigel Farage and Reform UK tell you he is now Prime Minister, note there are 650 MPs in Parliament and 20,000 councillors in the UK.

Today’s results will likely end with Reform UK having 2500-3000/20,000 councillors and still just 8/650 MPs.

GBNews, the Express, Spectator and Mail will tell you he’s about to be handed the keys to No.10. But it’s local elections, they will all be disappointed.

[Carlon Carpenter @CarlonCarpenter]

I've been an Everton fan for 45 minutes and I already want to kill myself

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

I’ve got to watch 90 minutes of Dwight McNeil this weekend, after watching Olise, Diaz, Kvaratskhelia and Doue tonight.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Star Wars Episode I: The Punjabi Menace

[Everton @Everton]

Thanks to @the1878s and everyone involved in another display of your unrivalled support for this football club.

Two home games left. Let's make them count and reach our goal. UTT. 💙

[Everton @Everton]

In the 💙 of our city.

#EVELIV

[The 1878s @The1878s]

ON THE BANKS OF THE ROYAL BLUE MERSEY 🔵

[E-C @ECDFIR434F4E]

@A6788C Hahahahahaha, you got your earpiece in lad at every game 😭

[E-C @ECDFIR434F4E]

@triffic_stuff_ @JamieHComedy go on Les

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“I want to study cybersecurity”

Mfs when it’s time to study networking:

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Margaret Thatcher getting cooked during her funeral.

"Don't you think she did any good?"
"Not a bit of good, not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart and a garrot around her neck to make sure she never came back."

[‏ً @ewedunega]

Face ID: "doesn't recognize my face"

Me: "lock and unlock the phone again"

Face ID:

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Dan Burn trying to get close to Barcelona’s attack.

https://t.co/fHlDEpadQv 🔞

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Virgil van Dijk’s highlights vs Galatasaray:

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

Ye fella went pick the baby up from school on a lecky scooter