Orono has a New State Champ! Patricia Johnson places first in the Long Jump. Set a new State Meet All Time Record with a jump of 19’ 3.75”
Congrats @triciajohnson99@OronoSchools@OronoAthletics
This just in......Dr. who examined @realDonaldTrump today found no heart and no brain. Only thing he could see was a #shithole! https://t.co/CkWqilVWWQ
Merry Christmas to the world’s 2.5 billion Christians. And to the remaining 5 billion people, including Muslims Atheists Hindus Buddhists Animists & Jews, Happy Monday.
Just saw a woman walking a tiny dog, then realised it was a pigeon & thought oo a woman walking a pigeon but it was just a woman and a pigeon, they didn't know each other
southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.