Eric Canuteson

Self-proclaimed John Goodman of the Millennial Generation. Future Mall Santa of the year recipient. Cowboys fan. Fluent in movie quotes and song lyrics.

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@Kelly_K_9 @jtuck151 CP looks like the 4th member of Boys 2 Men

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https://t.co/3kO8mwAzdc

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Carson Beck look like a Xenomorph that just stayed in the host body.

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@Alians_stellar Housekeeping….you need me fluff your pillows?

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@WedgeBuster88 HA!!

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@DeionSanders An*

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@____selah Listen here, Pal.

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@WedgeBuster88 Man I haven’t done regular flat bench since I turned 35. Been DB presses only for few years now. That’s young man’s game.

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@WedgeBuster88 And I thought 10x10 at 225 was rough. Sheeeeeesh.

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@WeedPorns Can I see your lighter?

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@BobbyBeltTX at this point would you A) Take SSanders in Denver to compete with Nix and pair with Payton B) San Fran draft him let him sit for a year and let Purdy walk without second contract C) Raiders most logical scenario or D) None of the above?

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Yo @HomeDepot Lowe’s is closed for Easter, you’re making your employees work 3 hours after closing to do inventory, and you’re not giving them holiday pay… kinda fucked up if you ask me.

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@wydseer Funny Games

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@WedgeBuster88 You’d def puke during, but the true trip will come when it’s over and you’re back on dry land. That feeling will stay with you like a wave pool.

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Needless to say I’ve added sitting around on a random Sunday watching Redzone and just talkin’ ball with my favorite author to my bucket list. Thanks for keeping my imagination sharp and the hours of entertainment you’ve provided.

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@scottsigler I’ve read your Infected and Alive series, Nocturnal (told you before it’s my all time favorite), Ancestor, and Earthcore. Mt. Fitz is obviously next in line, but in the meantime I’ve needed a Siglerverse fix. I have since started the GFL series on audio…..

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@MadisonMorganxo Us Mavs fans are in mourning.

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@BobbyBeltTX I caught that…

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#CowboysNation got pegged without a safe word today.