🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees

Retired Englishman living on the South Coast.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees @ECigologist]

What’s not to like?

[David Banks @DBanksy]

@StuzMate I’m sure you know perfectly well that it’s not about complicity. But when people were trying to raise concerns about lack of transparency in SNP finances they were gaslit by Sturgeon and others.

[🦋 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗲 @Blond3bra1ny]

@StuzMate And there we have it. She could sacrifice a kitten on live tv and the cult would say it was the kitten’s fault.

[Rab @Rab62567608]

🫣

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees @ECigologist]

@RachelReevesMP Prick!!!!

[Ally Dusabimana @allymadima]

Education will never teach this 🥰

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees @ECigologist]

@DavidLammy Prick!!!!

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

BREAKING NEWS

Keir Starmer denies sending Labour Aides to dig up Harold Wilson to help in his new reset.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees @ECigologist]

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown Yep!!! Another fuckwit in the clown club.

Don’t mention the Gold!!!!! 😱

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Lisa Nandy suggested that Reform is a “fascist” party.

Reform just won 24 of 25 seats in @lisanandy area of Wigan.

The British people don’t like being called “fascist”, Lisa.

They just want to be treated with respect and decency.

Well done Reform Wigan.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Who's laughing now?

[BLAIM GAME @BLAIMGame]

The moment you realise calling concerns about the rape of children a ‘racist dog whistle’ isn’t the vote winner you thought it was.

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

“I’m not going to walk away and plunge the country into chaos “

YOU CAUSED THE FUCKING CHAOS YOU NARCISSISTIC PRICK

[Fergus Mason #StarmerOut 🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇦 @FergusMason25]

Great news for @Keir_Starmer and @Ed_Miliband. Labour have achieved net zero in Wigan!

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

BREAKING NEWS

“Furious” Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday.

The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning.

He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge.

“I thought we’d cancelled them” he told Sky News.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees @ECigologist]

@Keir_Starmer They don’t want hope and optimism, they want YOU to fuck off. They want immediate action to tackle the invaders and child rapists and get rid of the Net “fucking stupid” Zero.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees @ECigologist]

And they know how stupid they are which is staggering!!!

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Norway has begun RE-OPENING North Sea Oil sites to meet growing demand from the UK

In case you weren't aware of just how stupid the UK Government is, they are BLOCKING permits to drill while PAYING Norway to drill oil from the North Sea instead

We are led by clowns

[Pugh Himple @GBullstein]

He may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Groucho Marx

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

This is probably the best April Fools so far.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brilliant Trees @ECigologist]

He’s spot on!!!

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Have you watched The Manosphere with Louis Theroux on Netflix?

As the Dad of a 17 year old son, I think @jimmycarr is spot on.

What do you think?

[Glynis Barber @MsGlynisBarber]

A perfect explanation of what has happened to the west. @MelanieLatest