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[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

I'm old enough to remember when Republicans banned the Dixie Chicks for criticizing America while overseas.

[Kentucky Democrats @KyDems]

"Trump’s remarks brought swift criticism from both Republican and Democratic politicians, but U.S. Rep. Andy Barr, R-Lexington, was not among them."
https://t.co/4eSRLKuXmk

[Teen Vogue @TeenVogue]

oh absolutely not https://t.co/OJbSZHitRJ

[Mike Scully @scullymike]

"I asked Japan if they attacked Pearl Harbor. They said no. What else can I do?" - President Franklin. D. Trump

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I’m devastated... just found out my fiancé of three years was Sacha Baron Cohen

[Jaime Primak @JaimePrimak]

Jesus was in his 30s and had 12 best friends and only 1 betrayed him.... that’s the real miracle 😏

[Jaime Primak @JaimePrimak]

Ugh @elonmusk 😩 this... sucks https://t.co/0OFEJk2F7w

[Esquared @EE1974]

Dream job: Concert promoter for one hit wonders #whosin

[Alliance for Fair Sugar Policy @FairSugarPolicy]

"It's time to catch up with the rest of the world." See what #FairSugarPolicy means to @jacquestorres Manufacturing in #Brooklyn #NY https://t.co/BlSn9XtDDO

[National Confectioners Association @CandyUSA]

DYK the confectionery industry directly employs 55k people? #PowerOfSweet

[Esquared @EE1974]

@TigNotaro @rebeccamarsh88

[Busy Philipps @BusyPhilipps]

As if my life weren't about to get super crazy this fall, I ALMOST just signed up to be a Room Parent at my daughter's school. I had a moment where I was like,"OF COURSE I CAN DO EVERYTHING!!!" Then I remembered I can't and THATS OK.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

It's past midnight on a weeknight and I'm worried with good reason that Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be replaced by Tila Tequila.

[garth @garbagecoven]

[APPLE STORE]
me: *furiously tapping phone screen* this no longer brings me happiness and i want you to fix that

[garth @garbagecoven]

I've got a dictionary fetish. Still coming to terms with it.

[Jaime Primak @JaimePrimak]

Your opinion will never cut me a check.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate

[National Confectioners Association @CandyUSA]

Head over to https://t.co/yXi6brw1Sn to find out how we’re making a splash. #AlwaysATreat

[LINK nky @Linknky]

Kentucky Attorney General Andy Beshear to "Make announcement concerning future of Kentucky," according to email from his campaign office. Reports suggest that the Democrat may announce his bid for governor in the 2019 race.