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Still working on my bio...

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

S/o to Mitch Johnson!!!! Keep putting on for the state 🏁

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity

HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

[Will👨🏾‍💻 @DinnerIsDelayed]

They having a flop off rn lmaooo

[E @EEEEEElijah]

Turn the game back on!

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

No matter how much I might’ve soured on the whole twitter experience there’s just nowhere else in the world where you are going to see a collection of words like this 😭

[Coach Rome @Rome_Beast]

luka custody battle

bam going for 50+

maxx crosby trade rescinded mid free agency

jaylen brown live tweeting his ejection

this is easily the wildest sports day of the year

[Dan Dicks @DanDicksPFT]

Airports shut down, military getting involved, power may soon be cut, our resort is surrounded by burning cars, the situation is intense!

[Walter Curt @wcdispatch]

🚨BREAKING: Puerto Vallarta has ERUPTED into full-scale cartel violence following the reported killing of El Mencho, kingpin of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG), by Mexican forces today.

Roads blocked with burning vehicles, car bombings reported, thick smoke over the city, and tourists ordered to shelter in place as factions go wild in retaliation. Total chaos.

Critical: There are currently American citizens at a major resort in the area right now trapped, unable to reach the airport, and caught in the crossfire.

This is a DIRECT THREAT to U.S. lives.

We need immediate action to protect and extract our people. Get them out NOW. 🇺🇸

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Private prisons are criticizing ICE on their investor calls for not filling up their prisons fast enough.

Your reminder that ICE is a for-profit industry — and the companies profiting are big campaign donors to the politicians voting to fund them.

[Dugar, Michael-Shawn @MikeDugar]

Ernest Jones IV ends his speech saying if you have anything to say about his QB, defense, OL or city of Seattle, “Fuck you.”

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

THANK GOD FOR DRAKE MAYE!!

[E @EEEEEElijah]

Can’t tell you anything Bad Bunny said but I was entertained

[Blac Kellerman @Jayblac1615]

Great halftime show and I understood everything

Me:

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Well based on files released and then deleted, I’d say the odds went up on bombing Iran.

It is Friday after all.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Do y’all remember before the internet, when people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?

Yeah, it wasn’t that.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Sam Darnold’s comeback story over the past 2 years has been one of the most inspirational things to watch! Cool seeing him overcome!!! Congrats bro.
Hope you win it! 🏆
Go Hawks

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL ‼️

[Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk]

Pats and Seahawks catching their 2nd and 3rd wind before your favorite team catches their first has to be unsettling

[OD Bodega Blanco @nickeatonftw]

are there ANY 49ers fans on here?
is this thing on?
cuz…JESUS

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

A real life simulation.