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[ur mom @EE_peterson]

I suppose I’m unbearable

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

I regret never having the courage to be myself

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

And then somewhere between 18 and 25 I discovered I hate being sober

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

Wine girls and their cats

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

Not me doing theatre contour for every event because it’s the only makeup I know how to do

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

So this is my prime huh

[Abhinav singh @Abhinav_tmk]

@EverythingOOC

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

College is a scammm but I am still dutifully taking my finals 6 years later cause I never made up my mind on a major

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

@WilderCorey @MikeMcFarlandVA This is incredible Corey, congratulations!

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

“If you work at a steakhouse, where am I supposed to take you on a date?”

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

“It’s just so hot”
- a Texan

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

TRAIN'S HERE

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

We’re doomed, every last one of us

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

@Funsizedblondie I just got it on my way home from work after also not being able to pre-order and I CANNOT wait

[gabitha. @igabitha]

your trauma response is valid for sure but don’t expect people to stick around just because they understand why it happened. they have every right to be like oh nah fuck that and dip out. if your trauma responses cause others stress, they’re allowed to set boundaries accordingly without being labeled a bad person for doing so.

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

Total creep moment but I can see my neighbors slow dancing in their living room through their window and it’s really sweet

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

I really did pique in high school huh

[ur mom @EE_peterson]

@Smackteo You look great! Happy belated birthday btw!