Eastmoreland Fathers

The Eastmoreland Fathers Association (EFA) is a group of dads who make the world a better place. Fac quod dico, non quod facio.

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@ShitBsbPlyrsSay DALE MURPHY!!!

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The EFA has decided to extend a lifetime membership to this fellow who personifies the Effer spirit in each of our members and also knows how to properly navigate a jug handle. #NJDrivers

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Sometimes does your child bring a friend over and the kid is so nice and well mannered you want to pull them aside and warn them about your own kid?

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We are thinking of all the British EFA dads with the passing of the Queen. Especially Peter Lewis ⁦who despite a Falkland Islands birth (should be Argentina land) is a fervent follower of Prince Andrew but also the Queen. https://t.co/cOOmGFAmtd

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As we are often asked for local recommendations for homespun services, we would like to suggest Squeaky Clean Power Washing. A professional and local team unlike this GIF of young Pete Lewis.

Peter Van Vleet | Owner and Co-founder
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[email protected]

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We are asking if any EFA members have checked on @tghawkeye after that Hawkeye FB game today? In other news the EFA had the 2nd half over 1.5 safetie for +70000. This massive windfall, per the bylaws, has been invested in Doge Coin and Parker's Hideout on Crystal Springs.

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We are back and ready to dominate another school year! There is a new host for the EFA Twitter handle and we've heard your demands... More Andrew Dice Clay! @jpontefract @BrianPinaire @light_don @kentv2 @tghawkeye @joshcarterking @mikerosenberg

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Don't miss this month's meeting:

Thursday, Feb. 20 @ 8pm
The Goodfoot
2845 SE Stark St
Upstairs Bar

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The Duniway Auction is Friday, March 6, 2020. #duniwayelementary
#duniway
#duniwayauction
#duniwayauction2020
#keepclasssizesdown

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Our next gathering will be this Thursday at Assembly Brewing. Hope to see you there.

Assembly Brewing
8:00pm
6112 SE Foster Rd #3739, Portland, OR 97206

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Sad to see this vandalism at @duniwayschool. Let us know how we can get this cleaned up. @PPSConnect

[JonO @jrostrom]

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The EFA's annual nondenominational, interfaith, latitudinarian, mildly ideological, mostly nonpartisan, and generally well-meaning holiday party is tomorrow night (12/19) at 8pm at the Sellwood Public House. Have some beer(s) and learn how *not* to make a speedbump.

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It's time for our November monthly meeting (11/21).

Begin your evening at C-Bar (~7:30 pm), pinballing while peering across the street at--and looking down on--the dodgy clientele of the Ship Ahoy Tavern.

Then, at ~9:00 pm, stumble across the street and join that clientele.

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Brethren: Plan to attend our October monthly meeting this Thursday (10/17) at 8pm. We will be trying out the newly branded Parker's Hideout (formerly Gilmore's Meadows--which was famous for its jello shots, video poker options, and history of armed robbery). Join us!

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@joshcarterking In the meadows?

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BREAKING: "Gilmore's Meadows" is now "Parker's Hideout." #EFAdads need more information:

1. What happened to Gilmore?
2. What has he done with his meadows?
3. Who is Parker?
4. What is he hiding?

Tweet us with informed tips &/or baseless conjecture.

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@jpontefract @HTCRelay @McSwainGuitars It's hard to break through.

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.@HTCRelay As you review applications for #HoodToCoast 2020, look for ours (#EastmorelandFathersAssociation). This guy locked down Leg 7 and then covered the crap out of 2 AC/DC songs as the crowd went wild. We've got him running next year, too. Be in touch, okay? @McSwainGuitars

[Steve Calderaro @Steevorino]

@EFAdads @Reed_College_ @duniwayschool Good times this morning