Elite Fantasy Bastards

Dynasty Football. Painful Friends. Bullshittery.

1 QB | 2 RB | 3 WR | 1 TE | 1 FLEX | K | DST

0.5 PPFD | 6 pt passing TDs

2023 Champ: Butthole_Bandit

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

It’s as true as you want it to be…

The #Jets really are a poverty franchise

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

Week 4 aka “The Bruc”

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

Rhamondre Stevenson managers checking their win probability

[Andy Holloway @AndyHolloway]

I have made the objective determination that the .90 points I got from Rhamondre last night is a little beneath my expectations for the evening.

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

Rhamondre Stevenson managers starting off their week:

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

me looking at Rhamondre in my starting lineup:

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

Drafted Maye
Kissin' the wins away
On our way to where Top Ten picks sit
Can you tell me how to get?
How to get Rhamondre free of this shit

#patriots #nfl #dyanstyff #fantasyfootball #efb

[Jeff Ratcliffe @JeffRatcliffe]

Fantasy football is an amazing game that people spend all summer obsessing over and then want to quit playing in the middle of September.

[Matthew Betz @TheFantasyPT]

"Play fantasy football" they said.
"It'll be fun" they said.

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

Week 2: Bif getting torched by Kamara and Cook has a silver lining #fantasyfootball #dynastyff #efb #NFL #sleeperapp

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

The Coach might secretly be Tua’s private coach and agent #nfl #dynastyff #fantasyfootball #efb

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

Imagine drafting Christian McCaffrey ahead of Jordan Mason in fantasy

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

Cheers on beating Bruc, @Susk_EFB #dynastyff #fantasyfootball #efb

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

#doihavetosaythisissatire #JetUp #dyanstyff #fantasyfootball #efb

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

#didyouknow #dynastyff #fantasyfootball #efb

[Elite Fantasy Bastards @EFBFootball]

CONGRATS TO… me.. for @D1__JW scoring 13+ points but no TDs for this weeks challenge.

WEEK 2 #weeklychallenge #dynastyff #dynasty #fantasyfootball #EFB

[Andy Holloway @AndyHolloway]

Daniel Jones, Bryce Young, and Deshaun Watson are what we thought they were.

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

Giants