PhD in noticing when tropes are being subverted

‘Speaking of people, I don’t like your friends.’
- Taj Mahal

home of the “Great Tweet”

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you don’t necessarily need to be good at tweeting to be happy

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This is my journal. It’s were I write down my ideas for tweets.

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Thought the excruciating boredom of reading Dostoevsky’s Demons was time I would never get back. Last night though, by luck, themes and references that otherwise would have been completely obscure made sense when for the first time I watched Mirror, which was also soooo boring

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No it’s fine… I just… I just didn’t expect Flavortown to be Chinese

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gf is starting at a great new job. Hoping she doesn’t leave me but if she does I can always start over. Get this tattooed on my bicep, start taking T to grow a mustache, learn a little bit about astrology

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@wannabfisherman Youre taking money out of the pockets of hardworking people

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Town hall style community listening session at the Snelling Dunn today until 12. If you are a person who has a grievance with me from my youth in Saint Paul, please stop by

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's to everyone and I mean everyone

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@guyindoranting I’m sorry but where here do you even find half of these? Are you on Karagarga? Are there torrents? This is not Criterion Channel and a major metro’s library this is screened at a few theaters for several weeks many years ago stuff

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@soupka3 Every day. And beatings will continue until morale improves

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Every once in a while I miss the validation and even encouragement Twitter provided to the worst and least healthy aspects of myself and my lifestyle and then I remember, no. No no no no no no no .

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@hipearlrose These all rip but better answers because of influence are maybe Chekhov and Vonnegut (GS) Barthelm and Barth (DFW). Lost in the Fun House and Westard the Course… as individual stories are some of my favorites ever . Alice Munro goat, not exactly related

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@standorn Isn’t this already law? I had a raise this year and was hit with a $2K penalty when filing taxes for underpayment of premiums.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

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@worstamericngrl I can’t tweet once in a while normal style though I’m a scrolling addict. One’s too many, a million’s not enough.

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One of many reasons I haven’t been using X is nothing will ever be as funny as the time Will Stancil tweeted about me telling him on the street that people are too mean to him and no one believed it

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@stolenbikeMPLS Blue Serotta road frame, fixed, bright orange bars, wheels Mavic Ellipse, front brake only, worn Brooks saddle, Biopace cranks, KMS pedals. Keep eyes out!

[chinese broccoli lesnar @broccylesnar]

Ghostface Killah saying he learned to cope with schizophrenia by ignoring it is the realest shit I've ever heard

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.