Eva Rudner

Fellow human :) I tweet & retweet random human thoughts. I like Humor, Politics, Pets & Common Sense. (NO DMs, please.)

[Eva Rudner @EGRudner]

Just saw a shirt that said, "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed!"

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#Pugchat Hi from Nola’s mom in Indiana. PugChat has been such a special part of my life. I have loved getting to see so many darling Pugs and their loving humans. Thanks and blessings to all!🥰❤️

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@hollow_maven Baba Yaga’s house?

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New Age sign being held by a parent on a street corner: “Will work for help with child’s grade school math!”

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@nathaliejacoby1 A priest that was unforgivably nasty to a handicapped child.

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@GoBurgo or microwave 😏

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@rn_murse 😂😂😂

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@Jessicam6946 Yes. I was in high school gym class. My mother called me at school to tell me what happened. She never did that. I sobbed the rest of the afternoon. Everything seemed surreal after that.

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@MadScientistFF

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@KaylaChowShow My aunt used to put their tree in a play pen when the kids were little.

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I hate when healthy me does the grocery shopping and decides carrot sticks are a good snack

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@KatieDeal99 I feel your pain! The"me"at the store is much more sensible than the "me" at home. It's so depressing to realize, after I get home, that I really didn't get anything but healthy food! I actually convince myself, at the store, that I will make cookies and scones myself at home🤣.

[Jacana Mommy @jacanamommy]

Teens be like: Mom I don't need your help, I know what I'm doing!... [5 mins later] Are you seriously not going to help me?!

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@Dadof2crazyboys @Dad_At_Law At least the level indicates she probably isn't building a coffin because being level in a coffin doesn't matter 😏🙃😝.

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@reallifemommy3 @Dad_At_Law And I thought I would never have to use long division!😂

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@adamgreattweet @Dad_At_Law Please don't say they aren't! Those are my solutions, too!

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@LizerReal @Dad_At_Law I need the recipe, please!!!

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@SpotTheLoon2010 Well, I'm impressed!

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@jk_rowling Hi. I'm reading The Ink Black Heart, & continue to marvel at your genius. I'm guessing people judge you from their limited perspectives when you are functioning on such a high level of perception & understanding that the "average" human only glimpses a speck that seems familiar.

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@Chhapiness @Dad_At_Law Moms around the world seem to be working from the same handbook 😂.💞

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@Chhapiness @Dad_At_Law Ooo,and the hard-core sinners have to sit politely through eternal childrens' recital solos (all individual instruments and tyes of dance).🤣