Jake Merrill

Former football player at a D1 College.| ''No significant learning occurs without a significant relationship.'' James Comer |
Race In Peace McClyde 2020

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"We need to use eminent domain and then get rid of eminent domain because it is cruel to use. (Unless I don't like you, of course.)

[Greg @AnotherAverageA]

@LeadingReport @TheRealMayDayT We need to remove them and after, also get rid of Eminent Domain. It's criminal.

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@ItsBeamm @LeadingReport You are a perfect example of "that clearly hadn't done a good job at all..." Tell me, do you blame your teachers for your functional illiteracy?

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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1:36:17

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Caitlin Clark > LeBron James

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@freezesports1 The Seahawks

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@kurt13warner when are you going to come to a UNI football game?

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

"How many NFL parlays did you hit on this week?"

Me:

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One of my biggest pet peeves in sports, is when a player plays against a former team it gets called a revenge game. Players leave teams all the time and most times it not on bad terms. Not every game can be a revenge game. Just shut up and watch it we don't need fake stories #NFL

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@patches_jej @LeakeCal @DariusJButler This is quite literally one of the worst takes I've ever seen. First, only 29 QBs have ever won a SB, so yeah winning one is a great measure of success. Second, only one player has as many league MVPs as Rodgers. Finally, w/Rodgers at QB the Packers average only 5Ls per year stfu

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

When you lose a bet on the fluke of the century

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@FanDuel Rickie Weeks

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@curiouslywrittn @PTI_by_GG @DavidBakhtiari Most of the best WRs in team history are drafted in the 2nd round because they refuse to draft a better receiver in round 1.

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Everyone is hating on the Packers for not drafting a WR in round 1. Although I love the Quay Walker pick, I know he has never played WR before but I'm sure he will catch on fast! Welcome to Green Bay WR1 Quay Walker #firegutenkunst #NFLDraft #GoPackGo

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@diddy05 Gutenkunst doesn't have a future in Green bay two shit drafts in a row and no free agent moves. I'm sick of defending this poverty franchise. Get him out!

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Imagine laughing at a team celebrating making the playoffs as you sit at home watching the playoffs.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Such a cold take, you can't be the goat and walk off the floor just because your team is gonna lose.

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@AshleyScentMe @kanyewest He's not harrassing anyone, he is openly expressing he's feelings and how much he loves him family. He has said multiple times he supports Kim and her decisions. He is only being open about his feelings, and y'all hate it because a man expressed how he feels.

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No, @kanyewest can't see you making fun of all his mental health struggles, but all the men in your life who swallow all their struggles sure can. #Kanye #teamye

[Sara ♡ @saraursum]

No, Kim K and Pete Davidson can’t see you laughing at Kanye’s insane posts, but the women in your life who have survived domestic abuse and stalking can.

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@Cray69_ Some people are so uncultured

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@_QuesoJoe Mans just wanted to skrrt right past that one

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Faygo > Pepsi