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tangerine ham

[EGW @EGWedel]

If you have 1 you might as well have 4.

Dogs, drinks, bowls of pasta.........

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Texas won’t stop a virus from reproducing but they will sue a woman who doesn’t want to— nice work, men.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Obsessed with my nonsensical perception of time. If I have a meeting at 10am and I have to feed my dog and make coffee before it I’m like “better set my alarm for 5am”

[Kum & Go @kumandgo]

sometimes i wish you'd kum & stay

[corinne ☆ @MIUCClAMUSE]

happy birthday hozier!

[EGW @EGWedel]

@rkmarston

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

I’m not a licensed therapist but if you Venmo me $25 I’ll try my best for an hour on FaceTime

[EGW @EGWedel]

Still can’t believe trump was ever president lol

[ash 🍉 @StevieNicksTD]

"Not all men"

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

👏🏼 Normalize 👏🏼 seven 👏🏼 day 👏🏼 weekends 👏🏼

[Damn Daniel 💬 @thedirtydannnn]

Y’all I don’t think distance learning is working

[EGW @EGWedel]

No, we should really pay teachers more. Excellent point.

[Clay McChristian @clay_mcch]

So Biden’s $15 minimum wage comes out to $31,200 a year for a 40 hour work week. The starting salary for a beginning teacher in Texas is $33,660. So a person working a minimum wage job will be making almost the same as a teacher with a college degree. Does this make any sense? 🤷‍♂️

[Jim Tews @jimtews]

You’re right. It was Aunt Tifa

[EGW @EGWedel]

Also no long term studies available on the lasting effects of COVID if you recover???

[EGW @EGWedel]

@juicy_Sindorf @fromsteinnn Dick is a little bitch but it doesn’t look good.

Nice.

[Chino @Al_Sanchino]

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

[Toby Herman @tobyherman27]

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:

- A white house
- Mail that wasn’t received
- A lot of fighting
- It wasn’t over
- It still isn’t over

[Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch]

When you’re a little embarrassed to be American

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Might just be me but “an entire country is screwed because one woman was not immortal” feels like a bad system of government?

[austin @convictedloner]

i’m colorblind so red flags be green to me