Rachel Marston

free spirit with a severe fear of authority figures

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

Turns out mac n cheese isn't a great preworkout meal

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

@EGWedel this made me think of u

[🌷 ❀ azalea fairy ❀ ⁷ ☀️ @seokuva]

snail bread 🐌 🍞

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

absolutely thrilled to announce that today i am Overwhelmed™️

[Allison Bond @AllisonRBond]

I Am Overwhelmed By All Of The Things I Need To Do, So I Am Doing None Of Them: A Memoir

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

@chrissyteigen Chrisssyyyyy you’re much more cowgirl. Pls. Come to the dark side. Western is more fun 🥺 and also the boots are far more comfortable.

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

I am crying this is the best news I’ve received all week

[EGW @EGWedel]

No, we should really pay teachers more. Excellent point.

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND TACO BELL LISTENED

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

Highkey this a bop

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

Bathroom inspo since ‘04

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

News Flash: Your body can be full of cancer and if there is a video showing you getting shot in the chest and bleeding to death, the cancer didn’t kill you, the hemorrhagic shock did. I don’t care what underlying conditions Mr. Floyd had. He had one cause of death—Derek Chauvin.

[jawnjinder @paneerpaaji]

it’s a global pandemic, at least put harry potter on netflix

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

Now is the time to get in the best prison shape of our lives

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my new years resolution is to continue being a cutie fuckin patootie

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

@Gennajoyce I am...headed to the salon

[Rachel Marston @rkmarston]

My Timehop is straight up painful sometimes. 8 years ago I tweeted “give me some rules, I promise ill break them” and like....no I won’t. Never would’ve. I respect rules and have a crippling fear of authority figures. If you’re going to give rules to anyone, give them to me.

[Tito. @titoinwords]

boy I thought this was a Doberman with a pedicure

[EGW @EGWedel]

If you linger you should stay.