#EH9fan

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

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[Erling Haaland @Erling]

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[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Haaland on the chase 💨

#UCL

[Premier League @premierleague]

Post-match laughs between @Erling and the @SunderlandAFC fans 😂

[Score 90 @Score90_]

Erling Haaland is the all-time top scorer in the Nations League 🇳🇴⭐️

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

OFFICIAL: Erling Haaland, Marc Guehi, and Elliot Anderson have been nominated for #ManCity’s September Player of the Month award.

[433 @433]

𝐇𝐀𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃 "𝐂𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐍" 🤣

Haaland dropped this comment under a post about The United Strand 💇‍♂️😂

Man United haven’t won 5️⃣ games in a row for 717 days — and fans think Haaland waited until City hit five straight wins before getting his haircut 😭

Coincidence or elite trolling? 👀

[Nirel @Nirel01]

Erling Haaland has more Instagram followers than Laliga.

One is a player, while the other is the entire league.

[James Trafford biggest fan #HaalandBallonDor2026 @james_trafford1]

I sometimes miss own goal
Had a brilliant start to the season last year now he's nowhere to be found

[James @HeisJames50]

ERLING HAALAND FOR THE 2026 BALLON D’OR. 🐐🩵
THE NORWEGIAN MACHINE DESERVES HIS FLOWER. 🏆🩵

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Erling Haaland is a goalscoring machine and no team can stop him... literally.

The Manchester City forward has scored against all 25 clubs he has faced in the Premier League.

Here, @TansleyEduardo analyses the Norwegian’s impressive feat and looks at some of the numbers behind it.

🔗 https://t.co/QbAvilUCsv

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

🖨️

[433 @433]

That's why Haaland is loved by all sorts of fans 😂

[Ninety Three Twenty @9320pod]

The way Sky has allowed Neville and Carragher to turn the channel into a fan channel on United and Liverpool matchdays is embarrassing. Sure, it reflects the popularity of both clubs in England, but surely there's a way to at least try to cater for supporters of the other 18 clubs in the league.

[Terreno Viral @terrenoviral]

Haaland recrea con MrBeast su supuesto vídeo viral asustándose con un espejo.

[433 @433]

Lamine: I think I deserve the Ballon d’Or.

Mbappé: I haven’t seen a better player than me.

Haaland: Subscribe to my YouTube channel

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨| BREAKING: Erling Haaland becomes the first player since Harry Kane to score against every Premier League side he has faced. 🤖🔥

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Mbappe can’t campaign for Ballon d’Or for 3 weeks

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

What’s the ballonD’or third criteria again? @ballondor