LBBY

[kee @keedabratt_]

imagine missing someone & they're fucking ts out of somebody else😭

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Kama huna rafiki mmoja anakaa hivi sahau kutoka block

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

The first half of this year should be named "Things I never thought could happen"

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The Belgians murdered Patrice Lumumba and dissolved his body in acid. And today, a stupid referee helped them steal from Senegal.

I’ve said it. Now, the European slaves can cry!

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Wakificha bibi hivi pia sisi tunachanganya mbuzi na mbwa wachague

[sheecandraw @sh3alaah]

Having a parent who keeps reminding you venye amekusupport (providing basic needs) kila wakati mnargue is so exhausting wah

[Zion @zionszzn]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you

[Wambui K. Collymore @WambuiKamiru]

7 years my love. 🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

[bãddíê @on1ybaddie]

You ever had sex with someone. And had to mastúrbate right after they left ?

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Ile siku nitajaribu hio mchezo ya kuweka nyoka kwa shingo huko museum ndio mtaniona kwa news kama statistics

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Huku juja ni kusoma tu mum, ata ndio nimetoka class"

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

I’m starting to think I won’t take my kids to boarding school. What in the madness is happening in St. George’s?????? Wdym searching for drugs by inserting fingers up their private parts ??? Telling them to remove their bras ?? Brooo

[🖤ciengah_joey🦋 @Ciengah]

We’re all going for Thukuthela and Jazzworld event on 29th August sio?😭😭

[. @thatomabitsi]

hangover lasting 3 days and leaves you with a flu 😭

[cherono @isisszn2]

The only thing a kale man can do for me is sing an Emily Kosgei song

[Chepkemboi @B_haestro]

Went to church for the first time this year and ,Catholic is not the good church I grew up in anymore. Matangazo yote Ni pesa, Gari ya father, end year target contribution,sisters wanataka kwenda wapi,sijui matega imepungua. Mara candle holders zinahitajika🫩🫩

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

This alcohol we're drinking now leaves you feeling depressed for like 3 days 😭

[Mbithe🫧🪼 @_mbithee]

Wachana ata na Whatsapp and Instagram. Just look at her Uber rides 💀

[Jᴀǫᴇɴ H'ɢʜᴀʀ @Mahleeyk]

I'm sure Sarit doesn't even know what KPLC stands for in full. Hawajui bill ya stima ni nini hawa.

[PamelaMuriuki @pmkaara]

Heavy K really ate with that Descendants set