Jared

MICROWAVE MIRACLES/THE MEAT FLOWERS/ELEPHANTS IN MUD/JARED MUD ART [email protected]

[Jared @EIMpire]

@snooksley Same. What a joyous night.

[Jared @EIMpire]

@snooksley Haven't been on twitter in ages. Just saw this. 😂😂😂 anytime bud

[Jared @EIMpire]

I bleed garbage water.

[Jared @EIMpire]

***one month from today***

[Jared @EIMpire]

Bought some pants today.

[Jared @EIMpire]

Standing in line to vote. The collective vibe is LITERALLY that of a funeral.

[Jared @EIMpire]

https://t.co/8ljMS2yfV2

[Jared @EIMpire]

Crying whilst eating @tacobell 2016

[Jared @EIMpire]

Trump/Pence 2k16: Make America Terrifyingly White Again

[Jared @EIMpire]

The google maps car just drove by me while I was carrying a bag of dog poop.

[steve @snooksley]

Garbage brain

[Robert Garcia @RobertGarcia]

This is huge loss for Long Beach - Josh was a force for good. RIP https://t.co/TfJALvFsqN

[Jared @EIMpire]

Gary Johnson looks like every step dad I have ever seen.

[Jared @EIMpire]

I'm starting a yogurt line geared toward rockers and calling it Gurt Cobain.

[Jared @EIMpire]

Standing on the curb @ LAX w/ a bookbag full of guitar pedals. Ready for #MusicTastesGood

[Jared @EIMpire]

@snooksley dawww

[Jared @EIMpire]

@snooksley Eww

[Jared @EIMpire]

Dude I'm always talkin bout these gd jizz trees. https://t.co/GqWJ40rqHz

[Jared @EIMpire]

Oatmeal hoagie

[Jared @EIMpire]

omg @AnnCoulter on the Rob Lowe roast is the definition of Cringe 😱😱😱