Eris Elliott

safe to assume I’m being sarcastic

[kat @katclone]

just your quarterly reminder this is what the Epic headquarters in Wisconsin looks like

Yes, the electronic medical records software company worth dozens of billions of dollars

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

Ahh Texas, where I can walk out of a hospital office building discussing vaccine series with a coworker just to sit in an uber of an anti vaccine man and discuss children dying from getting vaccinated

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

My company paying for taxes BBQ is the only thing that makes dressing up in Houston heat bearable

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

I hate people

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

Customer joined my meeting begging to be killed and honestly same.

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

Nothing quite as exciting as getting completely stuck in the fully automated “air train” at NJ airport when it refuses to open the doors at the right stops 😍

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

@a_bomb27 You don’t have anyone telling you that you’re doing too much huh?

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

@a_bomb27 This was from Monday, I actually have to leave tonight

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

Who decided layovers were either going to be hours long or literally less time than you possible to make it to the gate…

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

Met someone today who saves files, images, and documents by clicking “X” and expecting to be prompted with “are you sure? Would you like to save first?”

I aspire to have that type of trust. But here I am hitting Ctrl+C around 3-4 times before believing it copied to clipboard

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

@mir____iam Entering a cold building when it’s hundreds out is quite literally the only good part about summer???

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

@shablang Ryan might be the way to go

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

Nothing quite like paying a 500$ phone bill to make a call because your family can’t manage money to save their lives.

Unrelated: Anyone have provider recommendations for 1 line phone plan?

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

@mjam35 I have to take like 3x the dose of allergy medicine for any effect and that just feels not sustainable lol

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

Fuck the trees and the pollen, I’m gonna support global warming at this point. Nose sounds like a damn trumpet 😭

[Eris Elliott @EJlliott]

@maddymccue_ How quick does this start helping 👀