Uncle Pumpkin

Goober’s mom

[Uncle Pumpkin @EJpineapplSLICE]

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[Liza @Li33aaa]

i knew i was crazy when this was my fav song as a child and i couldnt even relate to it yet

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[KNICKS BEAST @KnicksBeast]

This photo is epic. The OG sign genuinely sent me 😂

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

You NEVER see images like this in the modern day.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

The Lessons I Learned from My Dad

I am not the man my father is.
I am trying. Some days closer. Some days farther.
He never sat me down and explained these lessons. He lived them. I’m still learning them.

Show up.
The kitchen table. The hospital room. The funeral. The picket line. The call from the son who won’t answer.
Show up.
Most days that’s the whole job.
My whole life I watched him do it. Not for cameras. Not for headlines. Not because there was something in it for him. He showed up because someone needed him.

I learned that grief doesn’t make you special.
My father buried a wife and daughter. He buried a son. Yet he never treated grief as a claim on other people’s sympathy. Instead, it made him notice theirs.
A mother who lost a child. A father sitting beside a hospital bed. A kid scared about what comes next. A son who lost his mother, his sister, his brother.
He always noticed.

I learned that power is not the point.
The people who chase power eventually confuse the office with themselves.
My father never did.
Whether he was a county councilman, a senator, vice president, or president, he was the same man.
The title changed.
He didn’t.

I learned that family comes first.
The train from Wilmington wasn’t symbolism.
It was every night.
He read to us. Showed up to games. Sat through hospital rooms. Waited up for children who were lost.
And when the day came that the country and the family could not both have him at full strength, he chose family. He relinquished the last chapter of how he wanted to be remembered. And he never complained about it.

Most of all, I learned that love is not soft.
Love is discipline.
Love is showing up at one in the morning when nobody is watching.
Love is answering the phone.
Love is staying.
Love is getting back up after life knocks you down and doing it all again tomorrow.
That love saved my life.
I’ve failed at many of these lessons, sometimes in very public ways.
He loved me anyway.

That’s the last lesson.
I am not trying to become my father.
I am trying to carry what he gave me.
And if I can do that, even imperfectly, that will be enough.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I love you.

[Uncle Pumpkin @EJpineapplSLICE]

Bar after bar after bar

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[⊹ @htvzn]

where are their wives like LMFAOO

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[Knicks Union 🗽 @knicks_union]

Everything Mikal said on his drunk IG live today 😂

• Shouted out Atlanta for pissing him off and turning him up

• Called Ariel Hukporti “35” and joked that he lied on his birth certificate

• Called Jalen Brunson the GOAT and said his big-ass head needs a statue.

• Referred to Victor Wembanyama as the “French Prince N****"

• Called KAT a “big foot ass n****"

• Said Yabusele is a savage for dunking on LeBron.

• Confirmed that Dolan told the team not to have sex for 10 weeks.

• Told Dolan to build a practice facility in the city.

• Admitted he could’ve played better and still has more to prove.

• Said he wishes he was in the room when Coldplay made “Lost!”

• Said Brunson and the Knicks are “ready for another run.”

• Said Leon Rose changed the culture and organization.

• Said Becky Hammon’s “1A” comments fueled Brunson to win a chip

• Called Chris Paul a troll for sending him a Nets football helmet after he got traded and called him an “old ass n****"

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Good morning

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[a$$ reductionist @emotionalpimp]

Starting to think the sole purpose for having the Knicks in my life is to make me feel better about the Bills

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zito @_Zeets]

Brunson is about to be the cause of even more racially ambiguous children named Jalen. This is like a second meteor strike after the Jalen Rose one.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

yankee symbol in his braids is chills every time