“So hold up…Boromir said they couldn’t simply walk into Mordor.”
“Yes, he did. He did say that.”
“But then….these hobbits. They just….walked into Mordor? Is that right?”
“Hobbits really are amazing creatures, Joe. Amazing. Even after a hundred years, they still surprise.”
Lol at people boycotting Bud and Miller over a commercial. If they would lower the prices, I'd drink that shit out of a can covered in rainbows and glitter.
Following the terrible injury of Tua last night, the NFL has investigated and fined him $50k for throwing up gang signs during the match. No further action will be taken.
I'm no economist, but it's quite clear to me that the only way to pay off the national debt is to impose higher taxes on tampons and other feminine products