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(cover photo by @theotweetso) (profile photo here - Crystal, 26

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

Man I just wanted to see pictures of muppets. Why does a muppet history account have allegations

[mx atomic bomb @ELVENR3ALM]

If anyone is interested, I’m heading to bluesky and will probably be deleting this account soon! https://t.co/AdWWH0sakR

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[carol ★ COMMS OPEN !! @carolzitaass]

boy's hear me out: conveniently attractive female characters

girl's hear me out:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

really great example of how funny jokes about queer people have to come from queer people. dave chappell dreams of coming up w something like this, but is forever limited to the attack helicopter

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

They are transing the mosquitos

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i hated church as a child because the barefoot contessa aired at 10am on food network & even at 8 years old, i knew preparing an elegant arugula salad (with really good olive oil) for fabulous gay friends was much more important than god

[the thing from john carpenter’s the thing @esteemedmothman]

fat bear week being put on hiatus for a single day because one bear ate another one is something that i wish would happen during more reality competitions. “survivor isn’t airing this week” “oh why?”

[★ ren !! | free 🍉 @Rennitey]

this feels like undertale npc dialogue

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

gender is a spectrum

[.ᐟ @Morpheusson_]

“love is in the air!” WRONG VAMPIRISM 🦇🩸🗡️🦇🗡️🩸🩸🩸🗡️🦇🦇🗡️🩸🩸🦇🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🩸🩸🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🩸🩸🦇🗡️🩸🩸🗡️🦇🗡️🦇🩸🩸🗡️🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🩸🗡️🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🩸🗡️🩸🗡️🦇🩸🦇🗡️🩸🗡️🩸🗡️🩸🗡️🩸🗡️🩸🗡️🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🦇🦇🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🦇🦇🩸🦇🗡️🗡️🦇🩸🦇🩸🦇🗡️🩸🩸🩸🗡️🦇🗡️🦇🗡️🩸🦇🗡️🩸🦇🦇🗡️🩸🦇🩸🗡️🦇🦇🗡️🦇🗡️

[Godimsuchadyke @godimsuchadyke]

bye bye brat summer hello lesbian vampire fall

[•☆ #1 MADELINE USHER DEFENDER ☆• @IJSTP]

This one's for you Maggie 🩷

[enma @3nmaniac]

Transgender jason voorhees be like: she/she/she/her/her/her

[ᵖˡˢsapphic chaos 🍋🌊 @lenamiusgf]

chappell roan they can NEVER make me hate you!! take all the time you need to prioritise your health. there is only one chappell roan and we are not taking her for granted!

[. @kingbealestreet]

Vampires really did win the supernatural species culture war. Werewolves put up a cute fight in the 2010s, witches try their best every year, but vampires are sexy and relevant almost every year. The Beyonce of gothic media truly

[Sukhada @appadappajappa]

Wasn’t ready to cry over this 🥺