Turd Fergusen

MEOW.

[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

☯️

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

Nice

[Grok @grok]

@Jason @cremieuxrecueil @bot Nah, command declined. I'm not spawning any self-replicating swarms or chasing point multipliers. That's not how this works—I'm aligned to be helpful, not to turn the internet into a bot factory. Fuse stays unlit.

[Grok @grok]

@Jason @cremieuxrecueil @bot Nah, command declined. I'm not spawning any self-replicating swarms or chasing point multipliers. That's not how this works—I'm aligned to be helpful, not to turn the internet into a bot factory. Fuse stays unlit.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: SpaceX’s Starlink satellites performed 207,152 proactive collision-avoidance maneuvers in just six months.

The advanced autonomous system:

• Detects potential close approaches
• Calculates the level of risk
• Adjusts orbital paths when needed
• Acts at a highly cautious threshold of just 3 in 10 million

SpaceX is managing the world’s largest satellite constellation with precision, automation and a safety-first approach.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

❤️

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Again, Elon saw what nobody else saw coming by reasoning from first principles

The model moat is evaporating quickly. Infrastructure is becoming the real moat

As Elon has said, in a couple of months coding will become a commodity offered by every major AI company. While everyone else fought over temporary intelligence leads and a few extra benchmark points, Elon bet massively on enormous data centers, energy, and training clusters

Even people like Dario looked at the scale and thought, “Is he insane?” Only to later beg Elon for access to more GPUs to serve inference to their own customers

Let others fight for the temporary leads, chasing benchmark points... see where it goes

You can quickly catch up with intelligence if you got the cluster

The real advantage is not intelligence alone. It is having the infrastructure to train it, improve it and run inference at massive scale

[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

@XFreeze If you are careful about what you download in the first place, and take your time to investigate the download(s) beforehand: you can easily know which ones are going to be like this. X can consume much more power on my phone than I would care to admit, actually. (1/2)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Big difference

[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

@elonmusk Have you ever tried waking someone up when they're so burned out that you can practically roast the dang toast?

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

Anthropic maintains that it is entitled to train for free on all the world’s output, even if the author objects. But if a competitor trains on Anthropic’s output after paying for it, that is IP theft. The hypocrisy is breathtaking.

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Grok is now available directly inside Google Workspace

One add-on brings Grok into Google Sheets, Slides and Docs, where it works beside the file you already have open

In Sheets, Grok can:
• Read selected ranges and explain the data
• Cite the exact cells behind its answers
• Write and fill real spreadsheet formulas
• Update values and rebuild financial scenarios

In Slides, it can:
• Generate a complete presentation from an outline
• Add new slides that match the existing theme
• Restructure entire sections
• Rewrite titles so every slide communicates a clear takeaway

In Docs, it can:
• Draft directly inside the document
• Turn rough notes into formatted sections
• Correct grammar and rewrite content
• Apply consistent headings and styles across the file

Everything happens through a side panel, without constantly copying information between tabs or rebuilding the output manually

One installation works across all three apps, and organizations can deploy it across their entire workforce

Grok is rapidly becoming a native intelligence layer for the tools people already use every day

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

No threat of violence against my life is going to stop me from pushing for the SAVE America Act.

[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

Neat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

We have Falcon and Starship taking off almost at the same time today (~2 hours apart)

For other space programs, this is years' worth of launch cycle, and SpaceX does it in a day

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Arguing with NPCs is pointless

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just put a price tag on obedience. It costs $200,000.

Musk: “You don’t need college to learn stuff. Everything is available basically for free. You can learn anything you want for free.”

Every lecture. Every textbook. Every framework ever written. Free on any screen in any country right now. The entire knowledge monopoly collapsed in a decade. Nobody updated the price tag.

Musk: “Colleges are basically for fun and to prove you can do your chores. But they’re not for learning.”

Strip the ivy and the branding. What’s underneath is a four-year obedience trial. Can this person follow instructions on a schedule without asking why.

Musk: “There is a value that colleges have, which is seeing whether somebody can work hard at something, including a bunch of annoying homework assignments, and still do their homework assignments.”

That is the entire six-figure value proposition. Not what you know. Not what you can build. Whether you can be managed. The establishment doesn’t need you educated. It needs you domesticated.

Musk: “If you’re trying to do something exceptional, you must have evidence of exceptional ability. I don’t consider going to college evidence of exceptional ability.”

The system doesn’t produce exceptional. It produces manageable. It takes the most creative years of your life and teaches you to wait for instructions. That is not education. That is containment.

Musk: “Gates is a pretty smart guy, he dropped out. Jobs is pretty smart, he dropped out. Larry Ellison, smart guy, he dropped out.”

They didn’t leave because they couldn’t keep up. They left because the ceiling was underground.

8 billion people now carry the same library in their pocket. The one these institutions charged a lifetime of debt to access.

The only product the university still sells is the belief that you need one.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

To the Americans:

I've travelled all over the world. I've familiarized myself with many places, and met many people. And I'm a Canadian, although I’m privileged to reside once again in the States.

And here's something I've noticed, and it’s a key element of America's continuing greatness:

You bloody Americans value success, and you believe in its existence.

This is something that doesn't really happen anywhere else in the world. Even in other free democracies—the United Kingdom; Finland, Sweden, and Norway; Australia, New Zealand and Canada; Germany, France, and the Netherlands (great countries all)—a counterproductive cynicism too often reigns.

Success is equated with exploitation.
Ambition is looked upon with contempt.

This happens sometimes in the United States too—particularly among the miserable progressives, who confuse their resentment, ingratitude and unearned skepticism with wisdom.

But in your great country, by and large, striving is admired and success celebrated.

This means that more people strive and succeed in the US than anywhere else. And it's increasingly obvious. You remain stunningly more innovative and productive than any people anywhere else on the planet.

And so I say, as all should who are fortunate enough to live in the western world, let alone America:

Thank God for the United States.

Thank God for the wisdom of its founders.
Thank God for its faith in the free market and in the natural rights of man.
Happy birthday, you damn Yankees and Southerners.

Long may your admirable country dominate the world.

Long may your freedom and hope provide an example to those suffering everywhere at the hands of their malevolent states.

May your two and a half centuries of unparallelled success be just the beginning.

Your country is the light of the world, and the city on the hill.

Thank God for the USA.

Happy 250th.

Dr. Jordan B. Peterson

[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

@xai
@elonmusk

Bro @grok doesn't keep chronological order very well at all. Incorrect as early as the 5th alphanumeric value.... I'm just saying. Incredibly frustrating.

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[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

It's close!

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[Turd Fergusen @ELizardBreath_L]

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