EMBR

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @alpeh_v]

mathematicians love putting "an introduction to" in the title of a textbook that contains the most fucked up and domain specific information possible

[corocoma @corocoma]

今日はビリー・ヘリントンこと兄貴の命日や
HIP

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

No, I'm just very good with money.

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

Finding out a lot of my straight bros might not know about "birth control hot", so I'm about to ruin some lives here right now.

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

Don't forget to train your Prayer.

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

Okay, I apologize for making fun of trauma dump comics now.

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

"Sir, yet another trauma dump comic has hit the timeline."

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

My father...was a diaper lover...and a crinklewolf.

One night he unloads, stinkier than usual. Mommy gets the air freshener and plugs her nose to protect herself.

He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Me using a Fireball spell (12-gauge fire breath) with my spell ancient staff (Remington 11-87)

[Richard Lewis @RLewisReports]

Me when I keep being asked about all these CS:GO updates.

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

📣 We're going to reboot all Old School worlds at 11:30 GMT.

A 45-minute countdown will begin at 10:45 GMT, so try not to enter a raid without enough time to complete it!

We expect any downtime to be minimal. You should be able to log back in shortly afterwards.

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

Nice try buddy but I'm sticking to dating women

[EMBR @EMBRisme]

@ryangrim @SirajAHashmi

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Your cops shoot people for answering the door too fast.

Inshallah.