Emily Selman

Wife 💍 Dog Mom 🐶

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Welcome to Predator Patio! Admission? Just prove you’re on the Epstein List!

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

The California National Guard wasn’t even deployed in Los Angeles yet when this rant was posted.

Facts matter.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I’ll just leave this here

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

🤣☠️ this is the only reason I’m back on X rn.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Pope Francis was the rare leader who made us want to be better people. In his humility and his gestures at once simple and profound – embracing the sick, ministering to the homeless, washing the feet of young prisoners – he shook us out of our complacency and reminded us that we are all bound by moral obligations to God and one another.

Today, Michelle and I mourn with everyone around the world – Catholic and non-Catholic alike – who drew strength and inspiration from the Pope’s example. May we continue to heed his call to “never remain on the sidelines of this march of living hope.”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Political Rant incoming on the Houthis Leaked Groupchat. If you don’t like my political rants just keep the line moving.

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

Oof I’m in the mood to talk shit in my hometowns fb page….time for bed ☠️

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

Who knew ab was going to be more reliable than Netflix ☠️ #netflixistrash

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Things are going bad to worse. #netflix #tysonpaul

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

My return to X has me being gaslit by @netflix 😒 GET IT TOGETHER

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

😭😭😭😭

[E! News @enews]

BREAKING: We are heartbroken to report that Betty White has passed away at the age of 99. 💔https://t.co/tc92e6a0eF

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

@ibeendrinkin @notkatiedavis @AAarchiny Tomorrow? Going to binge before football this weekend 👏🏻👏🏻

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

Did we just get April Fooled in June?

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

More than football. Highest semester GPA in team history.

#ThisIsTexas #HookEm

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

Dreams come true today, this was a moment I will never forget, the greatest moment of my life! Thank you @Steelers for taking a chance on me!

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

NORTHEAST FINAL: #1 @WVUBarstool takes on #11 @BarstoolRU

Vote in our poll below. You can also tweet the bar’s handle using #BarstoolBestBar for an extra vote.

@JoeMamasMotown @TheScarletPub

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

@notkatiedavis 😂😂😂 yes!

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[Emily Selman @EMSchoene]

I’ve been living down here for over two years now and I still can’t get over it. A friends having a ND party for the game and as we look outside, we can see 6-8 dolphins playing in the water 😱😍 #beachlife #thiscantbereal 🌴🐬

[WVU Mountaineers · Let’s Go! @WestVirginiaU]

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