em stritt

introvert • i am an artist; this life is my canvas

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

It was a MOVIE

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

It fucking sucks that we have a Vice President who tweets like this

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

good luck topping this, Kendrick

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

TikTok has officially stopped working in the U.S. - it’s officially banned

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Coach let me send you a better picture next time

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales

[IMCrit @IM_Crit_]

ICU stories:
A picture is worth 1,000 words, so 2 pictures... Do the math!

50yo, massive GI bleed, already 3 u of blood for hemorrhagic shock, on the vent, on pressors/sedation etc
Me: Is he "lined"?
Colleague: No, but is OK, has plenty of access, has 3 peripheral ivs
Patient:👇

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

NO. 1 HYPE MAN!!!!

@JasonKelce x @newheightshow

[Brittany 🦋 @dontblamebritt]

IM DYING

LOOK AT JASON KELCE CELEBRATING TRAVIS’ TOUCHDOWN

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

So cold I couldn’t even move my neck 😂

[alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham]

when you get a new boyfriend & immediately teach him about trademark law, a topic on which you are an expert

relatable tbh

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

my zoomer friend said the community college to 4 year college pipeline grad will be the smartest person in the room every time

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

me in a conversation with someone i don’t know very well, trying to figure out how to mirror their personality and sense of humor so it’s not awkward.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

[Ryan @Some1NamedRyan]

no way 'Cotton Eye Joe' comes on mid-point

[hostile uterus @Dannyxbobbyx]

To think this money could have instead been used for endometriosis research or interstitial cystitis research or female sexual dysfunction research or free paps or free mammograms or free birth control or universal prenatal care or access to pelvic floor physical therapy or

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: A new report shows that the end may be in sight for AIDS, the world’s deadliest pandemic.

The Joint United Nations Program on HIV and AIDS says that Botswana, Eswatini, Rwanda, Tanzania and Zimbabwe have all reached “95-95-95” targets, meaning 95% of the people who are living with HIV know their status, 95% of those people are on lifesaving antiretroviral treatment, and 95% of people in treatment are virally suppressed.

Across eastern and southern Africa, new HIV infections have been reduced by 57% since 2010. Also since 2010, the percentage of pregnant and breastfeeding women living with HIV who have access to antiretroviral treatment has nearly doubled, and new infections among children have more than halved.

There’s more work to be done, but the UN said the world could end AIDS by 2030 with sufficient investment from global leaders.

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough