Ernesto Novelozo

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

Creationist math 3y*0.53 solve for x. The answer is: JESUS

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

hey does anyone know what an escape goat is?

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

a good reason to wash your hands after using the bathroom-your finger broke through the toilet paper and you have poop under your fingernail

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

I had a hole in my life, I filled that hole with Jesus. Two hours later I shit him out.

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

@mikenovelozo rape is good: you both cum, rape is bad: she only cums

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

rape is bad only if your the raped
#rape

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

Let's not turn this date rape into a homicide

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

Awesomeness

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

How come there is not a pussy flavored ice cream?

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

I am a Catholic, just like HITLER.

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

Jesus was the blessed virgin?

[Ernesto Novelozo @ENovelozo]

What I did is not a question