michael novelozo

[LA Kings @LAKings]

We have acquired goaltender Darcy Kuemper from the Washington Capitals in exchange for forward Pierre-Luc Dubois.

Full Release 📲 https://t.co/LvPZOQs7GX

#GoKingsGo | @Enterprise

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

TRADE ALERT!

We have acquired a 2025 first round pick and defenceman Kevin Bahl from New Jersey!

Details: https://t.co/81UnsVUjVz

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

Hey Al Qaeda I hear there are a lot of gay people in Boston and a bunch of people drawing the prophet Muhammad and distributing them all over the city. You should take care of that.

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

I hope Alex pietrangelo's hands get cut off by and escalator on the way to Dallas.

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

I hope Mark stone's spleen explodes on the flight to Dallas

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@FlaPanthers And almost for free? Let's goooooooooooooo

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

After rerouting me a million times keeping me in the air for over 12 hours today @united lost my bag nice

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

Probably a good idea to never fly @united I really don't want to fly spirit but at least you will get to your destination. Between delays and deplaning I'm never getting home thanks for ruining my day.

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

I hope all the bruins fans od tonight no matter the outcome of the game and the #BostonBruins and commit $uicid3 Boston is the worst place on the planet.

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@BizNasty2point0 why are you still wearing that Rolex? I remember you bet it on the leafs beating tampa last year?

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@elonmusk Never

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@elonmusk Can I get one of those job openings that are coming up for Twitter moderators?

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@KingJames You would know what fake tears look like king flopper.

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@thenashmarketer Because I asked people to take it down?

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@KingJames You soft ass bitch lol

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@KingJames kys

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

@Cultofluna_off Best news of the year

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

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[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

Seize the time !
@TJPepin @feed_me_yr_shit @crazylollypop27 @JannatNatour @GardenOfEe @Jboogs49 @Nyla05xmx6 @papsmarrero @ENovelozo @seriouslyfoster

[michael novelozo @mikenovelozo]

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