Ed Parshotam

Writes press releases by day, lyrics by night. Interests include hip-hop, spoken word, politics, books, food...

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@rosiemoonxx @8020vision Fortunately there was no need to blow things up out of proportion

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@8020vision You’d feel like you’d had the rug pulled out from under you

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@8020vision I’d be floored if that’s what they choose to do

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@8020vision Did they let this mistake slide or were they concerned it was the beginning of a slippery slope?

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@prweekuknews Embracing stereotypes in order to subvert them is a communications technique that doesn’t belong on social media

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@BetaRish All the happy clients are happy in the same way

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Give it to Big Starm until the end of the season..

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Prime Minister Boris Johnson accuses Labour's Keir Starmer of wanting to "cancel Christmas" and adds that there is "unanimous agreement" across the devolved nations that "we should proceed in principle with the existing" festive plans.

#PMQs: https://t.co/elJe6fykvj

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@DobermanWY @TimClarePoet You might be interested in the time we freestyled from Oxford Circus to Bond Street 👍 https://t.co/TwmuM4NOZH

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@DobermanWY @TimClarePoet Yeah, def more to discuss. In freestyle challenges I know I'll only have 2 seconds to notice something, decide if it's worth mentioning, think of a rhyme and make that make sense. I'll go into a kind of flow state, trusting my subconscious with some of the making sense work

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@IanDunt You might enjoy my take on the concept, at least specifically where I fling fury at Farage cos he’s a fraudulent little foreskin: https://t.co/PDzecVDu7f

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@CJFDillow @chrishanretty Fairly sure you’ve made a similar argument on your blog about politics selecting for people who overestimate what good policy can achieve when in fact there’s a lot of ruin in a nation..

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I’m unconvinced that staff asking customers to remove their masks when buying wine is a good idea @sainsburys. Prob better just to ask for ID if necessary (and even then to apply a bit more common sense)

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Hello @GhostWhaleLDN, I placed an order last week to collect and understand that won't be possible. Would it be possible to let me know my options? Thanks

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@_MarkBlunden @Danny_Platinum Enjoyed trading a few rhymes earlier @Danny_Platinum!

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@_MarkBlunden @Danny_Platinum Think I might've pioneered this format: https://t.co/2yq74v1qZP

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@BetaRish My sister has good taste and I got this for Christmas @BetaRish

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@Shuffle_T Ed Parshotam ya heads can’t stop him the next bar dropping gets cassettes start-stopping

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@Shuffle_T Scaramanga and Adam Sandler

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@Shuffle_T Sip a lager, inching faster to instant karma